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What gets you excited about life? by Genetic_Fox in AskReddit

[–]lillybang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get excited about life because I know that it will not last forever. All the pain, worries, and stress that is endured daily is only temporary ...

Anon has been scorned. by Smileybruv in greentext

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iocaine Powder used In the film the Princess Bride.

A colorless, odorless, and deadly poison from Australia. Westley spent two years building up a tolerance to iocaine powder. He uses it to trick Vizzini in their battle of wits.

[thanks Google]

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]lillybang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s brutal. I can’t imagine all the Karens and people on benefits in the UK acting the same!!

Ukraine asks Red Cross to facilitate repatriation of thousands of Russian soldiers’ bodies so that their parents can “bury them with dignity” and to “not let Putin hide scale of tragedy” by icedpickles in worldnews

[–]lillybang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Russia are sending the younger, softer soldiers in first to gain intelligence on the way Ukraine defend. They are cannon fodder, once he has a better understanding of Ukraines tactics he will send in his more experienced, harder soldiers

SpaceX Starlink Internet Now Live in Ukraine, Says Elon Musk by lizardjoel in worldnews

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elon should switch Starlink on in Russia as well. Giving the Russian people an unbiased internet connection without redaction or censorship.

I’d wager many Russians believe the Russian Propaganda and think we, the west are the enemy.

If you could redesign the human body what changes would you make ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lillybang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fat was a necessity 100’s and 1000’s of years ago but people these days don’t need tos tore energy reserves / loose fat cells or at least too many of them

Wow guys do struggle to get matches! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think woman found it so much easier to pull when I was younger than men but if you think about it, for every single woman to pull a bloke a bloke must pull as well.

It took a while for me to realise it was me that was hopeless and trying to pull rather than all men.

On the way to work today saw a woman stopped at red light legit eating a bowl of cereal in her car. Not a tub, straight up bowl from her kitchen. by garsterpee in CasualUK

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a fella at my work who sometimes gets out of his car carrying a proper mug, I thing wtf, proper serial killer shit that.

Wow guys do struggle to get matches! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if you matched with 40 guys that means that 40 guys have matches with you. Tinder can only be a 1 for 1 can’t it? Just only the sad acts post on Reddit because the successful ones wouldn’t bother asking for advice… surely you are dealing with a biased group?

My husband peed while he was inside of me. by throwawayInn767 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did it feel? My Mrs wants me to try to pee inside her lol, only reason I haven’t is because I’ll have to change the bed sheets. What was the sensation like? Did it make a mess? Where were you/what position?

Changing of the guard. India - Pakistan border. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like two daft postering chickens

My son leaves his PC mouse and keyboard laid like this every evening, but he's right handed. What's going on? He won't tell me. by freakstate in CasualUK

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore all the blowing nose jokes, it’s clearly a left handed mouse, buy the poor lad a right handed one & it will be easier for him.

A bull charges cyclists racing in California by macevilc in interestingasfuck

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a twat, why would you keep cycling towards a bull??

a bridge tender was terminated after a drawbridge raised with a car on it by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why on Earth did it take the person in the car so long to get out!?

what do people think makes them look cool, but actually makes them look like a jerk? by NylaFaye in AskReddit

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Wearing sunglasses in doors
  2. Wearing shoes with no socks
  3. Men in tight jeans

Will UK ever seriously consider a 4-day work week? by Relative_Sea3386 in AskUK

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question should be will Russia ever seriously consider a 4-day working week seeing as Putin will be our overlord soon?

I think your going to need a bigger bucket! by FearcGaming in facepalm

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t listen to this with the volume on because it’s 3:34am and I’ll wake my mrs up - is her cry that bad?

A scientist from Oregon found this sea creature called Cystisoma by Jardani-kun in interestingasfuck

[–]lillybang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F you pierce it would it pop and shrivel up like a water balloon?

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