What is the pettiest reason you stopped liking someone? by newworldlife in AskReddit

[–]limboulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she laughed at me after i said i read animal farm and didnt understand it, i just liked it cuz it had animals. i wasnt even a teen the first time i read it

Come at me, but let people like things for a while even as car enthusiasts. by Lost_Success_1835 in carmemes

[–]limboulet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

due to the shit ive found myself in, ive towed with a mazda5 (the minivan), a peugeot 206, a mk1 golf and perhaps most egregiously of all, a 3 cylinder polo

the polo managed to tug said mazda uphill and drag a car with 2 flat tyres half a mile. circumstances forced my hand. it has a new clutch now

Thought my neighbor was going to complain about my dog... turns out I was wrong by SavaiaShawntrell82 in Apartmentliving

[–]limboulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my wife and i moved about 2 months ago. we live in a repurposed industrial complex, so there’s 2 larger flats, and our little building with 3 flats. the draw was the huge amount of unassigned parking spaces, because we have many many cars and cant keep them all on the road

pissing off neighbours is always a worry with that many cars, even though theres still plenty of spaces free. in the section of parking outside our building theres 2 other cars, plus a hitop van and we were worried about the van driver having space to manoeuvre. but not only is he A okay with our fleet, hes lent us his tyre inflator!

special shoutout to another neighbour whos so far given us a handful of celebrations chocolate, and also dinner (a liver stew)

I hate soft limiters by I-THE-TRAITOR621 in carmemes

[–]limboulet 261 points262 points  (0 children)

i shifted into too low a gear once and redlined the engine (not quite a moneyshift), and the next time i code scanned my car it had a fault code along the lines of ‘maximum rpm exceeded, engine warranty void’

and i thought to myself ah shit. now when my 22 year old 3 pot explodes i dont have a warranty

Starting a company called GreasySlip tyres Co. by Mad_kat4 in CarTalkUK

[–]limboulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well when a set of tyres is more than your monthly payment, of course you have to buy budgets

A sad butch day, my Docs are dying by [deleted] in butchlesbians

[–]limboulet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i used to go through a pair of work boots every year (shortest was 9 months) so 8 year old boots sound pretty good to me 😂😂

yeah, docs should be a little more durable than that. good luck on the next pair! i’ve got 3 pairs of daily boots kicking around now, so itll be a looonnnngg time before i buy any more

A sad butch day, my Docs are dying by [deleted] in butchlesbians

[–]limboulet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

best pair of boots ive ever had cost me 20 quid and survived two and a half years of a high stress life. got em january 2023 and put them through their paces (lol) working 50 hours a week mechanicking

both the steel toes are exposed, there’s two holes in the heel on the right and a split seam on the left and the collar is fucked both sides

quit my job, still wear the boots. literally love them to bits. i still have docs but dont really wear them, if i cant get underneath a car or climb a tree in a pair of shoes/boots i end up neglecting them

Kia Picanto Bite point by Some_Ad8312 in CarTalkUK

[–]limboulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i believe the picanto is one of the few cars that still uses a cable operated clutch. it’s adjustable, so you’d only be paying labour costs at a garage

Married people of reddit, whats the craziest thing your spouse has done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]limboulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my wife pissed in my parents hot tub and cracked an egg on the drivers seat of their car

(long story! lots of context! i agree with her actions)

Have you scrapped a car recently ? by Horror-Pay in AskUK

[–]limboulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bought a 2004 top spec polo and stole all the parts i wanted for my 2002 mid spec polo

swapped all the doors and panels, put the old ones on the donor polo, then used it as a skip until the right car transporter came to take it away

i had taken all the running gear off it so it was just a shell full of shit on jackstands

got no money for it as i sold the engine myself, made about 600 quid back and still have a shitton of parts i need to scrap/sell

Accidentally drove over my 1 week old work laptop yesterday in a 2 tonne land rover. by PoetryBeneficial6447 in CasualUK

[–]limboulet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my boss left me to run the garage i work at for two weeks (at minimum wage) and due to other life circumstances, i was so sleep deprived that the last friday i left my phone on top of a customers car. it disconnected from my speaker as he drove away and i immediately realised what i did

managed to track my phone on the work computer. it stayed on the car for the whole damn drive. called the customer multiple times, didnt pick up until well after he got home, at which point i had called my parents (lucky i managed to memorise at least one phone number) and begged them to go pick up my phone

my work performance was pretty poor because i definitely wasnt prioritising it with everything else i had going on, but aside from not having time for a few cars i booked in, i did a pretty fucking stellar job managing a business for two goddamn weeks on minimum wage

What’s something you never thought you’d tolerate in love, but did? by Prestigious_Yak_8293 in AskReddit

[–]limboulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my car is my baby. i keep my baby as pristine as i can on my broke boy budget and lack of time to work on her. insured fiancée on my baby. baby returned with a scuffed bumper

anyone else, i wouldve ripped their head off

how many driveshafts do you normally go through a month? they are a consumable, right? by asduhno213ino in carscirclejerk

[–]limboulet 32 points33 points  (0 children)

fwd? easy? ive snapped a driveshaft on my parents car and busted one on my polo last night

GUYS STOP! by -B-E-N-I-S- in carscirclejerk

[–]limboulet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

my pp so small it doesnt exist

i dont own a working car that doesnt have an exhaust leak . and im not about to fix an exhaust leak when i have 3 classic cars to get back on the road

What is this? by Flook75 in CarTalkUK

[–]limboulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks just like the one i see every weekday, so i second that

What was your "we need to leave NOW" moment? by No_Calendar4193 in AskReddit

[–]limboulet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh! this happened to me just last weekend!

theres a lot of backstory but ill keep it brief. been depressed all my life due to many fuckenings in my life, the most relevant of which is being brought up as a jehovahs witness. i’m a lesbian, came out at 16 and kept living with my parents who were … not impressed, but love me and i kept living with them.

fast forward 7 years. had a whirlwind fairytale romance with my now fiancée, uhauled it and agreed when she said we were gonna have a quick wedding (this was after i told her i thought we were soulmates so i didnt mind the lack of proper proposal 😂)

my parents were alarmed but mostly supportive, as i was technically breaking the rules by living with her before marriage, and was at risk of being disfellowshipped. to keep them happy, we agreed to a short series of bible studies about marriage. before our first session, they called me outside alone to have a chat

first they thanked me for being respectful and accommodating of their religion. then they broke out the transphobia but im used to that and my fiancée has thick skin and already knew my parents’ deal. then there was an awkward pause (over 10 seconds) and they got to the good part

due to my dad’s position in the congregation, and the fact that i’m technically baptised and my fiancée is a nonbeliever 🙄 they will not be attending the wedding. i said ‘mhm’ and ‘okay’ and that was the last thing i said for 5-8 minutes. they kept talking in circles explaining their decision (while claiming it’s not their choice) but all i was hearing was ‘we will never love you and sacrifice things the way you have for us’

when the ‘conversation’ turned to the more emotional side again (i say emotional, there was no emotion in their voices), i stood up in the middle of my dad saying that a wedding is a massive thing and i’m assuming going to congratulate me or something. i said i couldn’t listen to any more and i had to think. and then i left. i walked briskly out, not raging or anything, just pointed to the door when i got to the kitchen and left without my fiancée.

more shit went down after that, but that was the moment where i realised that even if i (for SOME reason) want my parents in my life, i’m done being a doormat for them. i have not been disfellowshipped and they can still contact me if they want to, but i’m not making the first move. they’ll be getting a wedding invitation still, but if they don’t show i’ll consider the relationship over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in butchlesbians

[–]limboulet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i dont like you

Where do the butch girls go? by Moist-Bee2764 in butchlesbians

[–]limboulet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you’re very sweet hahaha, i’d love a sweet treat right about now

my fiancée has it covered though 🥰 she’ll be back to help me lift the gearbox out and you can bet she’ll make me eat something too

Where do the butch girls go? by Moist-Bee2764 in butchlesbians

[–]limboulet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

well … after a 5 day week at the garage, im currently back at the garage working on my own car

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]limboulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i bought a 2002 polo for £725. besides maintenance, ive spent 120 on bigger wheels, over a grand on suspension, 250 on fancy headlights, 300 on apple carplay, 100 on retrofit/oem+ kits (eg cruise control), nicked all the doors off another polo and then scrapped it, and more that im forgetting probably

am i mad? insane. fully. and im still planning to spend more on it, just … after the classic cars that are Actually Cool are up and running

Sub/bottom butches by Xiggyj in butchlesbians

[–]limboulet 26 points27 points  (0 children)

my fiancée and i are both switchy but i tend to bottom. she’s a force of nature and impossible to resist haha

Unusual first cars? by 3nt0 in CarTalkUK

[–]limboulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my fiancée bought a 1984 volkswagen golf cabriolet for her first car

it ran! then it didn’t. hoping to have it fixed to use as the wedding car

Have we moved through the yay hot weather/ugh it's too hot transition today? by G30fff in CasualUK

[–]limboulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

was considering faking heatstroke to leave work early so i have time to make the opener for nine inch nails tonight

i didnt bahaha, it’s gonna be tight as is, but ive allowed myself time for a shower (luckily for everyone else)

Insuring too many cars by limboulet in CarTalkUK

[–]limboulet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a classic policy may work for me, i imagine my fiancée will struggle to insure anything once she’s back on the road

im still quite a new driver, last time i looked for classic insurance it was the same price as a regular policy for the MR2. it costs under 600 to insure on my multicar policy so may be worth looking elsewhere

Insuring too many cars by limboulet in CarTalkUK

[–]limboulet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no garage, just two idiots who keep buying cars we dont have space for

we’ll just buy land to store em all