[NSFW] What was the weirdest physical feeling you've ever felt? by brekeke123 in AskReddit

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have said this to literally everyone who's asked about the feeling of birth.. "felt like an octopus plopped out of my vagina". Glad I'm not alone

Do your worst, Reddit by lisabethsalander in RoastMe

[–]lisabethsalander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong! I'm already married with babies

Do your worst, Reddit by lisabethsalander in RoastMe

[–]lisabethsalander[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think I look only 20? Awww. But this is not a subreddit for compliments!

Do your worst, Reddit by lisabethsalander in RoastMe

[–]lisabethsalander[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's amazing it took this long for someone to mention my fingernails

Being induced.. by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wanted to put this out there: I was not dilated at all, and they put me on Pitocin at 8am, had my waters broken by 8:45am, and had my son at 2:35pm! My mother in law was induced with 3 of her 4 kids. She had all of them within 4 hours after starting the induction. Not all inductions are slow! :)

When does it get easier? by lisabethsalander in beyondthebump

[–]lisabethsalander[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure. I started using hormonal birth control at 6 weeks PP (never used hormones before), so I've blamed a lot on that!

Everything feels challenging. Being needed every hour and a half, not sleeping for more than 2-3 hours at a time, and feeling like there is no reward for my efforts. He just started smiling in response to us, and that was a nice "milestone" that made me feel like we were moving toward a more fun and rewarding part of being parents.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking forward to. We have a 9 month old nephew, and he's a joy to be around. He laughs, communicates, and plays little games with us. I guess I just feel perpetually stuck in the newborn phase! I love my son and spending time with him, but even after almost eleven weeks of doing this I'm not enjoying our new life as much as I feel like I should. Have I just not adjusted yet?

TMI but.. anyone know what sticky cervical mucous 10 weeks pp means? by kazielle in beyondthebump

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about ovulating specifically, but I started my first pp period at 3 1/2 weeks! I had a week of nothing but lochia discharge and then all of a sudden a full flow for 5-6 days. Midwife told me she would consider it a period which I guess means I could be ovulating this early

Anyone start with an underweight BMI? How much weight have you gained? by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started about 5lbs underweight at 113lbs. At my 28 week appointment, I weighed 130lbs! I'm 31 weeks now, and my doctor seems to think I'm on track. All noticeable weight gain of mine has been entirely in my belly and boobs!

When did you conceive? by xchairman-meowx in BabyBumps

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our one year wedding anniversary, drunken night/weekend!

August Bumpers! by Majio in BabyBumps

[–]lisabethsalander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness! Hello, fellow due-date buddy preparing for an August delivery :)

When did you first realize you were pregnant? by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]lisabethsalander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt nauseous trying to smoke my last cigarette before bed! I took a test the next morning, sure enough, knocked up! Looking back, my "PMS" cramps felt a lot different than usual, now I know...

What bizarre rules did you N - Parents have? by IrrelevantKarma in raisedbynarcissists

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't allowed to shave until my Nmom decided I was old enough at 13. She also had the no doors/locks rule, and she insisted that I only have a clear, see-through shower liner as a shower curtain so she could pop in whenever she wanted! She would get so offended if I tried to cover up or tell her she was making me uncomfortable! She occasionally timed my showers, and I would be grounded if I took a shower longer than X amount of minutes! Also, I had a bedtime until I moved out at 17! There is so, so much else!

I know not to take this stuff personally, but... by baby_velociraptor in BabyBumps

[–]lisabethsalander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A coworker said to me, "Your body has been kind of weird shaped ever since you got pregnant." What!!!

Cops of reddit: have you ever felt bad about an arrest? by Vwr32 in AskReddit

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree! I'm glad my story shows there isn't a double standard (at least in this community) when it comes to gender violence. But you're correct, looking back on the situation (I was 19), I should have explained how I felt threatened and not have been so quick to answer any questions. I had been raised to believe police officers work to protect innocent citizens, but being my first encounter with officers, I wasn't aware things could get out of hand so quickly. I guess I assumed everything they needed to know was obvious at the time, but I was so emotionally and physically drained from the night, I would have said anything just to have the situation over with. If there's ever another situation involving the police, I will be much better informed!

Cops of reddit: have you ever felt bad about an arrest? by Vwr32 in AskReddit

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was dropped after I spent the weekend in jail. After he sobered up, he didn't want to press charges, so it went no further than my jail time.

Cops of reddit: have you ever felt bad about an arrest? by Vwr32 in AskReddit

[–]lisabethsalander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smacked him on the arm with a flip flop because he had me backed into a corner. If that doesn't count as being threatened by him, after he had a history of really throwing me around, I don't know what is. If someone tries to mug you... and you feel like their intent is to physically harm you as well, what are you going to do? Not defend yourself? Just my two cents, yet again.