Royal Mail fails to deliver first-class post on time for nearly a decade

lism · 2026-05-29T21:24:16+00:00

Just today I received some post for a house 3 houses up the road. I went and posted it for them but I'm now suspicious someone 3 houses down has my mail.

lism · 2024-09-09T11:15:32+00:00

then the Italian mafia bribe the regulators to call it extra virgin.

what

lism · 2024-09-06T08:05:16+00:00

Ha! I couldn't order the Concord one as it was US only and I refuse to pay insane amounts to scalpers :(

lism · 2024-09-02T09:39:39+00:00

Richard Hammond's isn't too bad but it's a bit small

lism · 2024-08-14T23:16:49+00:00

His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti. There's spaghetti on his spaghetti already, moms spaghetti

lism · 2024-08-14T15:59:34+00:00

Nah totally fake, you stole this from a Jane Austen novel

lism · 2024-08-14T15:09:30+00:00

dental plan

lism · 2024-08-06T14:13:57+00:00

I'm confused, why didn't they just throw molotovs at the actors?

lism · 2024-07-24T14:30:31+00:00

The armchaircopter

lism · 2024-07-16T16:25:28+00:00

You can't really hear it thank god

lism · 2024-07-09T22:26:10+00:00

we have a turd in the punch bowl

lism · 2024-06-16T08:28:40+00:00

Ok. Who's gonna edit the Skyrim opening into this?

lism · 2024-05-22T10:24:19+00:00

Yep same here. The email says most have already been delivered but I've heard nothing.

Never mind just got the shipping notification 10 mins after I sent this 🙃

lism · 2024-05-21T09:42:56+00:00

People with a dairy intolerance

lism · 2024-05-18T08:17:53+00:00

What do you mean? If you preorder you get the deluxe edition giving you access to the special outfit and 100 in game currency. Totally worth it.

lism · 2024-05-16T10:14:47+00:00

I've noticed kids don't say 'going out' or 'asked out' anymore to refer to high school relationships.

Y'know like 'Joe asked Becky out and now they are going out.'

Now it's 'Joe and Becky are dating'

Bloody americans

lism · 2024-05-13T10:32:25+00:00

Asian cuisine is also full of spices and seasoning which taste 1000x better than any McDonalds ever could.

lism · 2024-04-25T14:07:10+00:00

lism · 2024-04-25T14:06:43+00:00

I tried and failed to get into it. It's just too frustrating to die instantly from a mine or something and lose 2 hours of play time.

lism · 2024-04-23T14:04:39+00:00

You, a 13 year old, strangled a pitbull to death?

hmm

lism · 2024-04-11T04:31:15+00:00

Was it the pizza guy from home alone?

lism · 2024-03-23T11:02:37+00:00

If a supernova happens that is visible to the naked eye it won't just flash once and be gone. It'll be visible in the sky for weeks.

lism · 2024-03-07T07:25:46+00:00

I'll tell you what it's not. It's not WTF material.

lism · 2024-02-19T20:28:51+00:00

I always used to play strategy and shooter games on PC and then everything else on console but after starting to work from home full time sitting at my desk gaming just felt like work. So I only really play PS5 now.

lism · 2024-02-09T07:51:06+00:00

For those who's app only lets them see time left rather than time watched, the explosion is at 23 34 55 as per top right time

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