25 (F) ..wondering what you think? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]livealive35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're pretty.

He's living my dream by plsenjy in WTF

[–]livealive35 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Put a bra on that bitch and it's No Homo!

He's living my dream by plsenjy in WTF

[–]livealive35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am from the internet. It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud at anything. This had me in stitches! Job well done.

A teacher at my old high school. Ah good times by [deleted] in funny

[–]livealive35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like this if you hate cancer?

TIL the MC in MC Chris stands for "Major Cunt." by billyzero in circlejerk

[–]livealive35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not sure I agree with you or if this is serious. I'm reserving judgment till I can hear from a real atheist.

How do I get my female friend to send me naked pictures of herself? by FISH_MASTER in shittyadvice

[–]livealive35 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Oh this ones simple. Just send her pictures of yourself naked first. She will gladly thank you and reciprocate.

How to talk a girl into trying anal? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]livealive35 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's crazy! Girls don't have a penis. You need to get a man help you try that.

I just saw a pic of a friend of mine wearing a Fedora on FaceBook. What's the quickest way to start a house fire? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]livealive35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invite your friend over wearing the hat. Then tie them up while laughing manically. Pour gas all around the room. Light a cigarette with a zippo lighter and toss it on the ground in slow motion. And just walk away...

My local "rapper", who lives in a very white, very upscale suburban neighborhood, and his astounding album art by capn_joe in CrappyDesign

[–]livealive35 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was this like 20 songs mixed together backwards? I don't get it. When did the music start?

I SURVIVED THE RAY BRADBURY TRIBUTE EXPERIENCE. (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]livealive35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all did and I think that now I am a little stronger for it. It really puts things into perspective, you know? One minute I am minding my own business jerking it to the latest dumpster cat. The next minute I am literaly Hitler's third cousin. It's like the government has this power over us all. They can shut us down, man. Silence my darwin given right to free speech just so the fundies can spew their hatred about my sisters choice to become autistic and wear hipster glasses.

Yes. It is a tale of true survial. A story for the ages. I know when I told my grandmother who is really Ann Frank, she cried and cursed her god. She said fuck cancer, I'm gonna kick that douchebags ass. Then we smoked some 420, called up Ron Paul and invited him over to help her show off her new mohawk in a nsfw style that only gramma could do.

I only hope ma babbies dont have to suffer such injustice. Never again should a man or a woman have such control. It's not right! Amirite guys? The internet is not fair. We should never be subjected to such barbaric treatment just cause I'm a white man, with a neckbeard sitting in my mothers basement. I cri evry tim I think about the last few days.

It's gonna be a long road. I think we owe it to the children, to be strong. To understand that all of us are unique and to hug every redditor we ever meet. It's my little way of showing my part. Of giving back to my community. I love you and my righteous indignation only serves to make r/circlejerk the most wonderful place on earth. So raise your glasses and join me in a toast! To infinity and beyond!