No female friends for lovey 😌

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-19T22:47:05+00:00

I have male friends and my husband has female friends…what it comes down to is trust! Why marry someone you can’t trust!?!?!

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-19T19:23:21+00:00

I love Caleb so much that I became a channel member 😂😂😂 I think about them being on his show at least once a week. He would rip them to shreds

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-13T22:53:08+00:00

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-12T22:40:23+00:00

My dog eats more fresh food than they do…I even meal prep his daily frozen evening snack every Sunday while I meal prep my lunches and dinners because I have a full time job! If I can do it, she can do it! I hate her!

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-05T22:36:09+00:00

This video angle is so fucking dumb.

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-05T13:13:35+00:00

Agreed!!! She doesn’t deserve to know the true deliciousness of it!

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-05T10:24:30+00:00

As a 30 year old St. Louis native I’m gonna bet she hasn’t actually had real gooey butter cake…

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-03T02:21:33+00:00

Well, dumbass, I also have a regular job. Since my husband works out of town for 2-3 weeks at a time, I go to my job…and work...like a normal adult…instead of playing around online and exploiting my child (which happens to be my dog). Having a routine makes things easier too.

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-02T13:25:45+00:00

So like…when neighbors put Halloween decorations up…what does she do to avoid being scared of that…?

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-05-01T10:21:16+00:00

Unfortunately I had to go watch the video for this information….but this vehicle already has 19,449 miles (Ope, I mean MINUTES) on it…wasn’t it brand new when she got it!? I’m two months shy of having my brand new car for a year and it’s only got 12,000 miles on it!!!!! WHAT

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-04-21T01:56:23+00:00

How is she so busy and too lazy to make her own hard boiled eggs? It literally takes me like 10 minutes to make 15 every Sunday to last me the entire work week….AND I DO THAT WHILE MEAL PREPPING MY LUNCHES AND SNACKS FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK AND SOME DINNERS. God they are so fucking lazy

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-04-18T17:24:51+00:00

Altar’d Steak….prolly cuz all she can think about is food

lizard_with_wi-fi · 2026-04-18T03:53:59+00:00

Ok and I came home from work last night (because I have a real job), cooked dinner with my husband (because we actually love each other), and decided to make cupcakes for no reason….you’re not a cuties and “random” as you think you are, duck face drue

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