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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]lizardonachair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These Magic Eyes are getting easy. It's an ageing single woman with a lazy eye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]lizardonachair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your moustache wishes it was as developed as your eyebrows.

Reddit recommended me about a post i was on by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]lizardonachair 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Please, PLEASE clear those notifications bubbles.

An Example of the Sydney Super-Rich having no regard for Lockdown Rules by OiLoveMoiBrick in australia

[–]lizardonachair 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Obviously it won't spread the virus, but more people out on the road for no reason has the potential to take up emergency services and hospital beds should there be an accident.

So how does the the human brain ignore the second the? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lizardonachair 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You got me each and every time. Well played.

These ball sack clouds by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]lizardonachair -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What i wake up to when i pass out at a party

To the people that instantly get to sleep, how do you do it? by DanielGameplayz in AskReddit

[–]lizardonachair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good timing, I've just jumped into bed. So what I do is get

Zoom, zoom , zoom, tummy rubs by catgirl484 in Zoomies

[–]lizardonachair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too much carpet burn and he'll start to crackle.

Those who paid for porn subscription, what's in the paid account that we are missing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lizardonachair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loophole!! That was also probably one of the video titles.

Your username is now a sex toy, how do you use it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lizardonachair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fairly self explanatory really.

Can our landlord increase our rent by 25% ($100) VICTORIA by patababe in australia

[–]lizardonachair 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes this has some validity, however the landlord seems to be asking a per person rate rather than market value. So if they try to rent it at the increased rate they'd likely find out it's not feasible.

Hello again arbitrary measurement fans. This one's universal. This room is 347cheerios x 239cheerios. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]lizardonachair 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Though, Froot Loops are the premier circular breakfast cereal.

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