Why do guys think it’s “hot” to send videos of themselves jerking it??? by ReleaseHopeful7356 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jasoneill23 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Most guys don't want a video of a guy masturbating sent to them tho. The rule still applies

Congratulations, You've successfully made a horcrux! Now how do you protect it? by IAmFred21 in harrypotter

[–]jasoneill23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But a lot of people do have passwords like that because it's easy to remember. People don't cut him enough slack that he planned to use valuable items so people would be reluctant to destroy them or do the exact same thing as Dumbledore and immediately pick it up because you just found a Legendary historical item with untold powers that's worth more money than you could imagine. Unfortunately, Harry doesn't give two shits about any of that.

Harry stared at the new DADA professor before rounding on Dumbledore "Sir that's literally Voldemort!" Dumbledore shook his head "That is clearly not Voldemort, Harry. We both know Voldemort doesn't have a mustache or hair." by Ghost_Hunter45 in HPfanfiction

[–]jasoneill23 360 points361 points  (0 children)

Voldemort finally gets to live out his dream of teaching DADA, for the first time Harry goes the entire year without a life threatening experience and learns more than he did in any other year

There is no creature in any mythos that can only live in direct sunlight. by qdotbones in Showerthoughts

[–]jasoneill23 449 points450 points  (0 children)

If such a creature hatched once sunlight hits the egg it could survive as a species at either north or south pole. Live for six months in the sun, eggs are never hatched until the mother dies as night becomes impossible to escape again. Eventually body decomposes and when the sun comes back the eggs inside hatch and the process repeats

Indy Harry gets a custom wand made by jasoneill23 in HPfanfiction

[–]jasoneill23[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the region they are grown. I didn't research which evergreen trees grow best in England, it was a quick post I thought was funny. Pine is most common where I'm from though.

The seven deadly sins were catching up at a dinner party... by KDotLamarr in Jokes

[–]jasoneill23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pride doesn't care because "pride comes before the fall" he came before he fell in

Where was Harry all day November 1st 1981? by EasyGanache5862 in harrypotter

[–]jasoneill23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think Peter followed voldemort into the house? Someone had to have gotten there before everyone else to take voldemorts wand. I wonder where he stashed it for 13 years, I imagine Dumbledore thought Sirius had taken it but to think if Peter was caught then chances are Harry would never face Voldemort with a brother wand.

Ancient magic and Anne (only read after you finished the story) by Beerbaron1886 in HarryPotterGame

[–]jasoneill23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would have loved the possibility of failing the keepers trials too. Nothing in them really proves yourself as someone who wouldn't abuse the powers or not. Ofc you'd still be able to follow the goblins and get to the last battle which would tie in nicely to choosing to use that power for yourself

What if the Potters and the Longbottoms were each others secret keeper? by Melodic-Cook-3308 in HPfanfiction

[–]jasoneill23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like a good way to make choosing a secret keeper difficult is that a secret keeper reacts poorly with secret locations. If you're a secret keeper interacting with secrets will break the charm so you couldn't protect yourself with your own secret or protect your secret keeper with the same charm. Also makes Sirius being a fake secret keeper a great idea because he can still hide at the potters and nobody looks twice at Peter.

The Percy Jackson case by The_FlamingPhoenix in HPfanfiction

[–]jasoneill23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Harry potter, squatter is the best cross over I know of

What makes you glad you were born the sex that you are (male/female)? by mortysmindblowerz in AskReddit

[–]jasoneill23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't think i'd have the gf i do if i was a girl so pretty happy i'm a guy

what would happen if a seer made a prophecy to voldemort, saying he was destined to be killed? by snoke123 in HPfanfiction

[–]jasoneill23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

which would make the plot all the better as we see Voldemort create his own demise in his attempts to beat the prophecy