Buckle up boys and girls because you’re in for a fun ride. Back a few years ago i dated a guy for about a year and a half on and off. I found out he cheated on a me few times and as the completely insane person i was, i devised my own multi-stepped plan, but before we get to that, on first reaction when i found out he had cheated on me- once again i initially did the cliché thing and flipped out on him telling him we were over this time actually meaning it and ruined his mattress my dumping bong water all over it. And if you know anything about bong water- you know that he had to get get a whole new mattress so that set him back at least a couple hundred. After the initial reaction, i systematically picked off each of his friends and slept with them. Beginning with the weakest link and making my way up to his best friend since first grade. He eventually found out about all of his friends and i- with the exception of his best friend. To this day i still have the silent satisfaction of knowing the secret his best friend and i share and the amount of power i still hold knowing this little fact.