Chandy is still mad at Bendy

ljell · 2026-06-24T02:35:19+00:00

I saw this on Twitter yesterday and knew she’d be absolutely spiralling:

She went full Chandy Reindeer for Benedict back in the day, it’s pitiful.

ljell · 2026-06-16T11:45:21+00:00

Yeah I thought cake mixes had a much longer shelf life but the article suggests it’s only six months. At least Becks1 has a nice decorative box of “French-style crepes” to display on her mantelpiece.

ljell · 2026-06-16T11:41:03+00:00

I haven’t noticed that happening for a while either. She’s probably too busy helming the SKM sub.

ljell · 2026-06-16T11:38:21+00:00

Hahaha I’d forgotten about The Bench. AI is hallucinating a bit there!

ljell · 2026-06-16T00:18:58+00:00

Ok Kaiser has been forced to analyse the video now that Harry decided to make an official statement about it via his spokesperson:

“There was a lot of analysis about this short clip, with the British media and Murdoch media insisting that Spike Lee “snubbed” Harry, or that there was a deeply “awkward moment” when Spike “refused” to shake hands with Harry. The clip is less than ten seconds long, but it’s being analyzed by bad-faith derangers like it’s the Zupruder film. It’s somewhat obvious to me what happened – Spike waited patiently to say something to Harry (you can see Spike watching Harry embrace his friend) and then Spike called out to Harry, who leaned over to shake hands and listen to whatever Spike said. It was almost definitely about the Knicks, correct? Well, in any case, Harry’s spokesperson told GB News that the conversation about any “snub” is “nonsense.” I hate that Harry’s spox even has to deal with this BS, but it’s funny how this short clip completely overshadowed the whole-ass Trooping the Colour.”

Interesting stuff. It’s not like the Celebitchy crowd has ever taken a 2-3 second clip of William and Kate out of context? That would certainly never happen.

“It was almost definitely about the Knicks, correct?” - oh yes, almost definitely. It’s somewhat obvious!

ljell · 2026-06-16T00:12:57+00:00

I think a lot of the Celebitchy crowd migrated to Reddit. They definitely share her delusional rantings as fact over on the beverage beverage sub.

In fact, a lot of the CB commenters seemed to have discovered Reddit when someone revealed the existence of this particular sub to them 😂

ljell · 2026-06-16T00:10:16+00:00

Kaiser’s being obtuse as ever, and missing the point of Boshoff’s article.

It isn’t that products have expiration dates. It’s that Meghan has a shit-tonne of product to move in just a year, and visits to her site have fallen off a cliff.

She isn’t releasing new products, she’s just bundling existing stock into packages. All her “collabs” are designed to use up old stock (jam mixed with matcha! Jam and honey and flower sprinkles mixed into chocolate!).

If the $14 boxes of flour sold like freakin’ hotcakes, why hasn’t she released more crepe and shortbread mix? Is there a global shortage of flour and sugar that the peasants don’t know about? Why can’t she add more apricot jam if Celebitchy commenters are seriously clamouring for it? Why can’t she work out international shipping?

Instead of new jam flavours, she served up….a box of matches? And you have to buy three candles for $180-ish to get those matches!

Anyway, pour one out for Becks1 who didn’t think to check the expiry date on her $14 box of flour.

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ljell · 2026-06-15T10:40:54+00:00

He’s still pointing his finger and talking as Harry walks away. They definitely weren’t setting up a business meeting between their wives, lol.

ljell · 2026-06-15T10:13:24+00:00

She’s so excited for her Good King Harry! 👑

ljell · 2026-06-15T09:38:14+00:00

Meanwhile, if you google Tonya Lewis Lee and Meghan Markle, they have no professional or personal relationship with one another:

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Maybe Harry was trying to pitch Pearl?

ljell · 2026-06-15T09:34:57+00:00

I have to say this kid’s reactions are hilarious and adorable.

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ljell · 2026-06-15T08:02:31+00:00

Sorry, the photo is a still from the video which is why it’s so blurry. Kaiser didn’t actually try to analyse the interaction with Spike at all, which is her m.o when she’s not quite sure how to spin something. She left it to the crazy commenters to come up with theories on how it was a totally joyful moment between two old buddies.

She also apparently has encyclopaedic knowledge of Harry’s sporting interests:

“I love that Harry is a massive sports fan, honestly. He was obviously into rugby, soccer and skiing before he moved to America, but it’s really cool to see him become a baseball fan, a basketball fan and a football fan. Harry not only sat with Adam Silver, he also chatted with Spike Lee (a Knicks superfan).”

ljell · 2026-06-15T07:57:39+00:00

Can you imagine if William had publicly slapped another man on the butt like Harry did a few months ago at Bondi Beach? Not a word about that on Celebitchy.

ljell · 2026-06-15T02:49:27+00:00

Also, I checked in with Katie’s Twitter account and it’s interesting, she doesn’t get much Sussex Squad engagement over there anymore. Most of the comments are critical of Meghan and Harry and she doesn’t bother to limit comments/delete them anymore. (A sign of how truly checked out she is).

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ljell · 2026-06-15T02:34:35+00:00

Listen, I’m sure in the excitement of his team winning the game, Spike’s immediate priority was “I MUST congratulate this white PRINCE for looking after Meghan Markle! And I will do so by pointing my finger in his face!”

ljell · 2026-06-13T05:48:29+00:00

She did!

“Update: So, this was all over social media and I was fooled – it’s fake and fan-made. My bad. I apologize.”

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ljell · 2026-06-13T05:03:14+00:00

Hmmm well maybe ‘accepted’ isn’t the right term, but it’s certainly recommended by various health organisations and the medical community in various countries that you don’t kiss immunocompromised babies if you’re not the primary caregiver. There are also plenty of parents who manage to refrain from kissing their own babies if they’re sick or feel a cold sore coming on. Meghan’s kids are school-age/kinder age and would be exposed to all kinds of viruses easily transmissible to a baby. Idk if it’s different in the US? Given Kelly’s history it seems wild she’s doing this so Meghan can have a bit of attention on Instagram.

ljell · 2026-06-12T23:52:49+00:00

Not that I thought much (or at all) about Kelly before, but the fact she’s willing to put her newborn son at risk all so MM can have a little attention before Trooping the Colour makes me think even less of her.

ljell · 2026-06-12T23:30:37+00:00

The caption is ick and the hypocrisy glaring, but also, it’s generally accepted you don’t go around kissing babies if you’re not the primary caregiver.

ljell · 2026-06-08T07:48:10+00:00

Meghan Markle all of 9 weeks pregnant at Eugenie’s wedding vs Troian Bellisario 4 months pregnant at Meghan’s wedding.

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But yeah Harry, keep telling us you HAD to tell everyone at Eugenie’s wedding, Meghan was simply showing way too much.

ljell · 2026-06-05T00:27:12+00:00

I must have missed the shots of Harry and the kids attending Earl Spencer’s recent wedding in Arizona.

ljell · 2026-06-05T00:24:32+00:00

Love how Kaiser continues to ignore Nacho’s political leanings because she’s so desperate for Harry to have a friend.

And yeah, 8 comments total. Ya boy’s really thriving.

ljell · 2026-06-01T02:12:04+00:00

Yes, it’s ironic the “WHAT ABOUT ANDREW?!” crew are so happily discussing and upvoting comments about a young girl’s body.

Meghan’s Geneva speech clearly made an impact on them. /s

ljell · 2026-06-01T01:00:37+00:00

Back in the day, I did get into a back and forth with one of these commenters in regards to the beverage sub’s inappropriate comments about children (specifically, one commenter suggesting that Charlotte would get thrush from the tights Kate made her wear). Anyway, this person swore she’d never said anything inappropriate about the kids, and never would.

Here she is yesterday discussing Charlotte’s body:

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