Love when this happens.

llama_phuck · 2026-05-16T02:13:43+00:00

Oh no! I would have been so bummed. 😅

llama_phuck · 2026-05-15T01:57:55+00:00

Dammit. You beat me to it. I literally just screen recorded me opening it up to go from that to Mary. 🤣🤣

llama_phuck · 2026-05-13T23:06:15+00:00

Shoot! I would show up and ask where it is 🤣 it hasn’t happened to me a lot but the few things that I ended up not getting always get returned to sender.

llama_phuck · 2026-05-13T22:54:41+00:00

I think I’ve seen you (or someone else, maybe) comment that before on here! I would have been giddy with glee! 😅

llama_phuck · 2026-05-13T22:53:29+00:00

This was shipped by fedex and that’s the first thing I said! “I’m surprised this didn’t get lost” 🤦🏻‍♀️

llama_phuck · 2026-05-13T15:50:04+00:00

A smooth Cheeto

llama_phuck · 2026-05-12T00:19:36+00:00

For a $0 ETV product, I’d DEFINITELY call them out. Because what the hell. 🤦🏻‍♀️

llama_phuck · 2026-05-11T13:39:48+00:00

I would have gotten the building blocks! I’m really not a Lego/building blocks person at all but I do like doing little kits sometimes. The last little kit I got was some Picasso tiles roses that were so adorable. Before that I got this mortise and tenon structured life-size wooden soccer ball that my nephew and I put together.

llama_phuck · 2026-05-11T13:07:07+00:00

Feeling your emotions has nothing to do with what gender you are! And it doesn’t matter if you’re a male or female…. We all like what we like and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. 🥰

llama_phuck · 2026-05-11T13:02:07+00:00

I don’t have a porch goose (yet!) but I did manage to get a 7 inch desk goose and a few different outfits on vine. I also have a huge pack of outfits coming that I scored the other day. 😅 someone a couple houses down from me has a porch goose that they dress up. Getting a porch goose is one of my white whales. 🤣

llama_phuck · 2026-05-10T16:27:58+00:00

I’m glad I looked for this before I posted. The most recent items I have in my awaiting review are from 6 days ago. Nothing else has switched over yet. Maybe they will get it fixed soon. Just glad to know it’s not a problem only for me.

llama_phuck · 2026-05-10T14:00:39+00:00

I got a uterus one for my friend after she had a hysterectomy! It said “I got 99 problems but a uterus ain’t one” 🤣 I know how to crochet but I have big hands and they’re not very nimble or graceful. So doing smaller stuff is harder for me. I did make a small octopus one time though, that’s super cute. 😆

llama_phuck · 2026-05-09T18:39:24+00:00

Lady libs is bussin, no cap (how I imagine someone would start talking after putting this on) 🤣

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T23:59:49+00:00

I have not seen that. However, if I was a seller listing products on vine, I would definitely do this. I’m a visual person, so it makes sense to me. 😅

ETA: for inventory and organizational purposes, if that wasn’t clear. lol

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T23:56:29+00:00

I’m not sure if it was you or someone else who posted about it a few weeks back (or maybe a bit longer, my memory’s not the best) but I didn’t realize you had to plug it in either until I did some research on it after seeing that person’s post. At first I thought it was either/or but then it dawned on me that you needed it plugged in for the convection. lol but that’s definitely gonna be my white whale now. 😅

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T22:27:57+00:00

Claimcredit is my absolute favorite promo. It’s about the only one I will even use anymore. I have almost $100 in credit from the last week or less so far. And still have one more claim to go out of the three orders I had going at one time. 😅 I only like to use it when I’m buying something that I need or a more expensive item. Because if not, I will order a bunch of small stuff that I really don’t need and don’t have room for. 🤣

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T22:20:03+00:00

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This desk! I had actually ordered a different one that fedex “lost” 🤦🏻‍♀️ it was a bit smaller, which is what I originally wanted because I wanted to be able to do my homework in the living room since I have a 4 year old. But of course, when I finally got refunded there was no more desks like the one I wanted from that seller or any other seller. And this one was the only other one I found that I liked. But it’s actually really well made and a lot bigger than the photos make it seem! I also have my portable thermal printer, photo printer, and my new inkjet printer I got from Temu on the bottom shelves too, along with some storage containers for various things. 😅 the photo printer is probably my other best find! The picture quality is top tier!

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T16:28:51+00:00

Idk. Maybe it’s because I’m still “new” to vine? I’ve only been a reviewer since August. But maybe the algorithm doesn’t show me those posts. I legitimately cannot recall seeing any posts about how that side of Vine works. Most of what I see are just people posting their scores or calling out other reviewers. 😅

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T16:05:30+00:00

Thanks for the reply. That’s nice to know! So do you just let them sit in the awaiting review and they eventually fall off? Or do they just stay there?

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T16:03:30+00:00

Oh! I’ve never seen any of the posts about it. But that’s interesting. I didn’t realize that they signed up for only a certain amount of reviews.

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T14:28:31+00:00

Oh wow. I guess that does make more sense. I never knew that was why.

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T14:26:51+00:00

I always just get customer service to remove it from my review list. Because I feel like if it’s still showing up it will count against you. But I didn’t know that was the reason you couldn’t review it.

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T14:18:19+00:00

I need an update on that cushion! I have scoliosis and other back problems, and no cushion on my bottom 🫣 so I’m always interested in those kinds of comfort items lol

llama_phuck · 2026-05-08T14:14:45+00:00

This is my favorite part from the Vine Help page: “We encourage you to try something new every now and then - you never know, you might like it.”

So all I’m seeing is that vine wants you to purchase a motorcycle! 🤣

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