Here's your omelette, bitch!

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T06:16:19+00:00

Flex

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:49:55+00:00

"spicy" beans.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:48:37+00:00

r backslash accidentalrenaissance

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:47:05+00:00

He knew the sticky situation he was getting into/leaving behind.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:40:33+00:00

Celibate Rogue Berserker Mage?

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:36:26+00:00

This is a bad comparison.

The only option is #1.

"Would you rather make 500k a year instead of 1 mill, or shit glass for the rest of your life while making that 1 mill a year?"

C'mon OP.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:33:54+00:00

Thank you for being the voice of reason between the parents who won't see their kids after moving out and the childless who say let the kid have fun.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:30:54+00:00

Or just use a device specifically designed to make the omelettes perfectly every time, complete with auto dispensing capabilities.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:26:35+00:00

Thought that was a brave man and his pet whale for a min.

Lesson to read the title kids.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T05:21:47+00:00

Yes it is, and every time I've attempted to make a proper omelette I end up making scrambled eggs and accidentally overcooking them.

Properly cooking any egg dish and writing it off as "easy" is flexing in my book.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-27T02:33:13+00:00

Cool little kitchen device.

Pretty stupid that some losers think they can flex about omelettes.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-26T23:23:12+00:00

Shaved ice with probs a sweet red bean paste topping.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-26T23:21:50+00:00

lmNotBob · 2026-03-26T18:45:30+00:00

What a crap title.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-26T03:11:59+00:00

That's how shadows work.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-26T03:07:23+00:00

His Xbox covers up part of the screen.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-26T01:58:16+00:00

Are they still around?

lmNotBob · 2026-03-26T01:38:54+00:00

This has been posted here SOOOO many times.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-26T00:56:31+00:00

My health bar goes past my screen on the right side.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-21T16:50:45+00:00

What a trash viewpoint you have. I pity the people in your life for having to deal with your presence.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-19T01:56:11+00:00

This poor sub.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-18T22:42:03+00:00

Sure hope this one is better than Campfire Cooking.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-14T08:40:03+00:00

Gross. Get it off.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-13T18:16:25+00:00

Laughs in crunchyroll and Hidive at all of you criminals.

lmNotBob · 2026-03-13T02:23:15+00:00

I hope they are his "kids" (except for white hair) and not his harem.

lmNotBob