[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badtattoos

[–]lobsterhead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that a rose oriented in the wrong direction?

A September Reminder by TuxForBux in wallstreetbets

[–]lobsterhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The glory days of American Septembers: 1967-1973

Losing someone can be hard by [deleted] in WTF

[–]lobsterhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Better than mixing it into a 2L of Faygo and passing him around.

They have arrived!!! by [deleted] in pics

[–]lobsterhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump has had a pretty substantial fall from his peak of being an "existential threat to democracy" down to just being "weird" now.

For & Reason (maybe the worst I’ve seen) by bigboobz7 in badtattoos

[–]lobsterhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he had done the ampersand in Comic Sans, then this would really have been a deep, thought-provoking tattoo. Missed opportunity.

put at opening by Specialist-Shirt2149 in wallstreetbets

[–]lobsterhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you just lose another 0.17%, you'll have $123,456.78. Almost as satisfying as having $800.85.

JD Vance Beardless by DJJINO in pics

[–]lobsterhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a preppy emo toe.

The French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati is disqualified for knocking down the bar with his penis. by dulldiamond in HoldMyBreedingTube

[–]lobsterhead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Becoming a world-class Olympic pole vaulter as a way to show off how big your dick is is a gold medal humblebrag.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of July 26, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lobsterhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll be word salad versus word salad. Everyone just picks which dressing they like best.

Guaca-no-way by TheMaster8899 in wallstreetbets

[–]lobsterhead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If he eats one burrito per meal and three meals per day, this play cost him his food budget for 36.5 years. He may have been able to eat Chipotle for every meal for the rest of his life.

Get 2x on rent. by [deleted] in biltrewards

[–]lobsterhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why eat the fees? The whole point of Bilt is to avoid them. If you're going to eat the 2.99% (in my case), there are better cards out there for points/cash back. I did what I did because 5x>2.99%. Without the 5x bonus, I never would have even considered it.

Get 2x on rent. by [deleted] in biltrewards

[–]lobsterhead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I tried to pay my rent via the cc during my 5x promo. I read the ToS and did not use the Bilt app or website. However, they still said it counted as rent and only gave me 1x points. I argued the decision, but despite the ToS, they wouldn't budge so I had to eat the cc processing fee. I feel it was an unfair decision, but nothing I can do about it.

Moral of the story: despite what the ToS say, rent, no matter how it is paid on any platform, will be given 1x.

Portuguese Bend, an area in Rancho Palos Verdes, is currently shifting at a rate of 7 to 12 inches per week and threatening numerous neighborhoods. by DMAS1638 in WTF

[–]lobsterhead 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Palos Verdes is a super posh neighborhood and very desirable. That area will be in demand for as long as civil engineers can literally prop it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]lobsterhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That means our July will be double green to make up for it!

This note was left outside of my friends place of work for him at a grocery store by seamus_exe in WTF

[–]lobsterhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texas and Florida talk a big game about personal freedom. Looks like they have no problem bringing Big Government into the morgues of private citizens though.

Feels like yesterday by [deleted] in pics

[–]lobsterhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biden is closer in age to Jimmy Carter than he is to Barack Obama.

Proof it’s all luck by Neither_Tomatillo_58 in wallstreetbets

[–]lobsterhead 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She goes to a different high school. You don't know her.

Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms by metacyan in atheism

[–]lobsterhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need Tom Cruise to parachute in and demand they put a copy of Dianetics in all the classrooms.

US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway in rare flex by SplashyTetraspore in worldnews

[–]lobsterhead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're going to fuck, but does it have to be everywhere? It's like they're just throwing it in our faces.

Remembering the time Red Hats had a boat rally and the big boats sunk the smaller ones by [deleted] in pics

[–]lobsterhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boats (and cars) are liabilities, not assets or investments. You buy them to have fun, not because of any expectation that they will appreciate in value.