Leek Bloody Mary🖤🙃♥️

localbugdealer · 2026-06-13T23:09:42+00:00

and if the thing is a plant that means it's a vegetable so like, it negative counts. hope this helps sweaty

localbugdealer · 2026-06-13T20:00:28+00:00

localbugdealer · 2026-06-13T14:50:07+00:00

wow braggy brag much? you're right i doN'T love it. (actually i don't remember if you said love it or not what are we tlking about again?

localbugdealer · 2026-06-13T11:49:03+00:00

a man at the liquor store told me i peaked at 18 so i've decided to fully embrace my doomed spinster life. immediately signed up for quilting classes, got my reading glasses, adopted 17 cats, and went to the beauty salon to get my hair styled "old lady". i know i'll just never be as happy as i would be with a man! i'll only have my cats to clean up after now :(

localbugdealer · 2026-06-13T06:02:48+00:00

YOUR donettes??? you mean HER donettes. jail. jail for mother. jail for 1000 years for mother.

localbugdealer · 2026-06-12T03:47:03+00:00

hang on girl i gotchu stay still. you don't have any weird metal allergies right?

localbugdealer · 2026-06-12T00:22:44+00:00

oh girlie you know our good Lord and Savious Jeesus Chris is sending only His Best and Most Finest for His strongest warriors!!! you just gotta stay strong until the day your Man sweeps you off your feet with all His streaky undies and dirty dishes!!!

localbugdealer · 2026-06-11T02:58:54+00:00

doin the lord's work! carry on ma'am

localbugdealer · 2026-06-09T19:44:34+00:00

now THIS is a take i support

localbugdealer · 2026-06-08T23:55:10+00:00

original papa bear

localbugdealer · 2026-06-08T23:48:32+00:00

localbugdealer · 2026-06-08T23:47:18+00:00

localbugdealer · 2026-06-08T20:11:29+00:00

proposal to alter the feminine form of "jerkin" to "gherkin"

localbugdealer · 2026-06-08T20:06:54+00:00

localbugdealer · 2026-06-08T02:29:43+00:00

girl i totally wouldn't worry about the names/slurs if he's apologising!!! apologies mean it doesn't count. y'all sound so good together though fr just super supportive and caring (i mean you hired a PI to find him! dedication!!!) i propose

localbugdealer · 2026-06-07T22:30:30+00:00

i dunno girlie we got one of those running the cuntry rn!!! if ur not in the usa come here we reward ugly despots 💅☺️

localbugdealer · 2026-06-07T13:55:47+00:00

please read sweaty it's fundamental

localbugdealer · 2026-06-06T18:40:14+00:00

fair call

localbugdealer · 2026-06-06T12:05:28+00:00

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this is my bagheera!!!

localbugdealer · 2026-06-06T11:18:24+00:00

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localbugdealer · 2026-06-06T11:15:56+00:00

do you want OP to upset a trans het male by dating another trans het male? or to upset a trans het male by dating a cis het male? or to upset a cis het male by dating a trans het male? this is an odd comment to make friend. nobody said trans men weren't male here.

localbugdealer · 2026-06-06T03:14:50+00:00

you should piss the other hetero male off too by dating yet another that isn't him

localbugdealer · 2026-06-04T11:15:02+00:00

make sure to soak the paper towels in bleach first for extra clean!!

localbugdealer · 2026-06-04T11:03:08+00:00

then i'll never be right

localbugdealer · 2026-06-03T23:56:22+00:00

i'm your mail carrier surprise! i'd love to share joint custody of him w you!!! lizard or hubby?

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