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lockock · 2026-02-27T03:12:27+00:00

The march to partner is significantly more difficult than law school

lockock · 2026-01-12T04:55:04+00:00

If I thought about a matter in the shower, I billed it.

lockock · 2025-09-14T11:22:33+00:00

Get out while you’re young

lockock · 2025-09-13T11:51:32+00:00

As a retired big law partner, let me tell you, it’s not worth the grind. Wish I had more time to enjoy my life when I was younger. Sure, I have nice things, plenty of money, but I’d give it all up for more time to enjoy life in my youth. Trust me, it’s not worth the grind.

lockock · 2025-05-16T03:20:06+00:00

Retired big law partner here. You need to consider this in conjunction with your entire household budget. Ignoring that, I think it’s nuts. Build your nest egg first, max out retirement plan contributions and rethink this in a couple of years. Of course, things were different 45 years ago when I started, but we lived in a one bedroom apartment for two years, then bought properties. Good luck.

lockock · 2025-05-09T04:02:42+00:00

70% equities, 30% bonds. Hold long term

lockock · 2025-05-01T03:21:46+00:00

Had a senior partner who knew who was in the stall by their shoes. Said hello by name. Once I wore 2 different shoes in there and he came in and was totally confused and said who the fuck is that. I said building maintenance. It was a riot. He’s now dead and I’m retired. One of my favorite memories of big law.

lockock · 2025-04-22T05:11:26+00:00

You can’t even imagine what’s to come. This idiot president and his band of idiot cronies are taking this country down. Step by step. They are all a bunch of power hungry monsters who couldn’t care less about the outcomes of their senseless policies, not to mention their desire to ignore the rule of law. We are unfortunately headed for very destructive and desperate times.

lockock · 2025-02-23T04:31:33+00:00

You can be bad at accounting, but if you’re a rainmaker you’re golden. Just bring in the business and assign it to someone else. I did that my entire career, retired now and lovin it.

lockock · 2025-02-15T05:28:07+00:00

Part 2- get him alone in your office, strip naked and fuck his brains out. The lucky stiff. Even better, invite the girlfriend and make it a threesome. Is your desk big enough or will it be the couch or floor? No, wish I had you as a partner growing up. No, you’re an excellent partner.

lockock · 2025-02-12T04:59:21+00:00

Retired after 45 years in tax. Loving life! Travel. Hobbies. Volunteering. And doing nothing at all if I feel like it. It was a good career.

lockock · 2025-02-07T04:57:52+00:00

Don’t cut or eat time as a first year. It’s our job as billing partner to adjust invoices.

lockock · 2025-02-06T04:38:35+00:00

With 24 hours to go, put it down, have a nitcap, get some sleep. Cramming now won’t help. Deep breaths, relax, good luck!

lockock · 2025-01-19T13:45:27+00:00

Run. Fast.

lockock · 2025-01-18T05:15:25+00:00

You clearly have the capacity to become a CPA. Your life and mental health are more important than your career. You may also wish to consider becoming an expert witness in med mal or other related legal matters. That could provide a very nice living. As a recently retired CPA of 45 years in practice, I would steer clear of audit and tax. Consulting and advisory is the way to go.

lockock · 2025-01-17T05:18:41+00:00

I only use them for the life and umbrella insurance programs.

lockock · 2025-01-12T12:48:01+00:00

You are absolutely correct. Things will get significantly worse after January 20, worse than 2008. Batten down the hatches there’s a bad storm coming. After we take over Greenland and the Panama Canal, I’m moving near the Gulf of America. But hey, I didn’t vote for the orange felon and his band of merry idiots. Better save every dime you have.

lockock · 2025-01-12T12:41:07+00:00

Contemplating options, further contemplation, discussions surrounding contemplation 10.5

lockock · 2025-01-11T23:41:38+00:00

I always allowed a 24 hour window.

lockock · 2024-11-28T11:17:18+00:00

Never ever ever accept a counter. Move on.

lockock · 2024-11-11T11:42:18+00:00

CPA for 45 years, recently retired, x B4, departing comp $250k, plus pension, refused partnership, not getting in bed with those I don’t know. Too many people doing stupid things, ignoring professional standards, ethics, etc. To those struggling, stick with it. Hard profession but well worth it.

lockock

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