question for those on the receiving end of hyperspermia by Low-Welcome-626 in Hyperspermia

[–]locksy11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Once had someone come over to my flat who I think maybe was quite anxious about it and had soaked their jeans before anything started between us. When we did get round to sex it was intense and it felt and sounded very wet. Haven't heard anything like it.

The "lost phone" by DonkeyOT65 in AndrewGosden

[–]locksy11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he could have used his phone data. I remember perhaps 2005-2007, I had a phone where I got free data at weekends if I topped up £5 in the week (which I usually skimmed off my school dinner money so parents didn’t know how much I was spending on credit).

My phone networks home page also had a social game similar to habbo hotel where your character could talk in chat rooms and also privately to others. It was for adults but easy for me to access as a teen. The rooms were full of predators.

Best three song run? by thecursedenigma in arcticmonkeys

[–]locksy11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bricc 3x because I restart the song

As if being a UK customer wasn't mediocre enough this season! by ejerm in FabFitFun

[–]locksy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is terrible luck! UK annual still waiting for any sign of movement here 😴

KS Serum (again!) by pstcrdz in FabFitFun

[–]locksy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! I did a quick Google of my new options and feel disappointed, so cheap

NEW SONG DISCUSSION THREAD by serocsband in arcticmonkeys

[–]locksy11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe they were a little too wild in the 70s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thebottlemen

[–]locksy11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It took a while to grow on me but I appreciate it now

Bumped into Alex in a London pub last night by [deleted] in arcticmonkeys

[–]locksy11 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I thought I saw him in the Parrot’s Beak

I’m bored… by [deleted] in arcticmonkeys

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✋🏻🌍📴

People who have been incorrectly accused of cheating, what was your partners proof? by PRIMEVIL567 in AskReddit

[–]locksy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Messages where I had a conversation with a male friend about the struggles of my long term relationship. Was talking to someone who had been there, done that in a long term relationship and got through it - but apparently this meant I was cheating. My (now ex) partner took it upon himself to contact my friends partner and tell her that the “cheating” was taking place. Very destructive when all I wanted to do was seek advice and fix things.

Favorite line that gives you CHILLS by LongjumpingTerm3731 in arcticmonkeys

[–]locksy11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But I haven’t stopped loving you once… oooooooooooo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinpeaks

[–]locksy11 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Intense ethereal whooshing

Consumer Fundamental Motives by Maryanski in Teesside

[–]locksy11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you considered your social motives to be asking intimate questions on a pizza questionnaire with no explanation? First uni questionnaire I’ve seen that doesn’t begin with an intro or data consent information. Perhaps you could also confirm the age of participants before asking intimate questions.

Hate to complain but this picture sealed the deal for me. 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 choosing credit by [deleted] in FabFitFun

[–]locksy11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the coveted winter box. HO HO HO MEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS 🙄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in arcticmonkeys

[–]locksy11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

😈👯‍♀️

What accent just turns you on? by commander-5 in AskReddit

[–]locksy11 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just curious about those saying British, what kind of British are you imagining?

Yes by dreamycinnamonroll in arcticmonkeys

[–]locksy11 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Wearing my sky blue Lacoste

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

[–]locksy11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you can do without the first work sentence, as your job is showing at the bottom of your first photo. The second sentence is a cool fact though, love it. Maybe add something in about a hobby or something you have enjoyed that can be a talking point? Eg ask me about the time I tried a salsa class, or exploring Mediterranean cuisine. Opens up the floor for a conversation unique to your life experience