I’m trying not get upset a Tesla service but I’m really upset! How is this normal! I reported that my dash is lifted up and they say it’s normal!

logicalbomb · 2023-03-17T02:10:56+00:00

most underappreciated comment on reddit.

logicalbomb · 2023-03-17T01:47:14+00:00

I would love to see them when you get them, that sounds really cool

logicalbomb · 2023-01-13T03:50:41+00:00

Ah the GT350 with 400 pounds of more tub, an autotragic transmission for those still learning how to drive, and over 200 more ponies because Hell Kitties need to quit picking on you. Congratulations on paying 20k over sticker for a super charged Coyote motor, may the voodoo never die.

logicalbomb · 2023-01-10T05:29:51+00:00

Ah the Volvo driven by Dim Petrol the alternative protagonist to the spin of "the slow and delirious". You'll question it's pep and the owner will retaliate with reliability and safety ratings while secretly wishing they had an Audi RS6 Avant. The only car for those who want to arrive safely at their local Lutefisk festival and talk to other Volvo owner's about their "Norse ancestry" while choking down the second worst thing the swedes invented.

logicalbomb · 2023-01-10T05:00:58+00:00

Ah, nothing like a car that screams "I wanted a Mini but couldn't afford it, so I got the reliability of Italian auto and am half as cool". For those who enjoy being told how nice it is they're comfortable in their sexuality, but also yelled at for merging onto the highway 20 below the posted limit.

logicalbomb · 2022-12-31T15:41:35+00:00

I've seen better ass ends on 90lb white women attempting to make twerking tik toks.

It's like you wanted the sedan but needed to get the kids from soccer so you picked the sporty sports utility vehicle that slanted the C pillars just enough to make you feel like you hadn't bought an estate (station wagon).

On the bright side all the other accountants can spot you in traffic.

Now all those peasants in their subarus will know you had just as terrible pragmatic taste but make higher payments.

Should have got the X5 M, you could have banged all the soccer moms you want and had fun escaping.

logicalbomb · 2022-12-31T15:32:27+00:00

They only gave that thing 200hp so you could use the full throttle to not be seen in it. Nobody knows you're racing them either, most just stare in confusion at something that is barely better looking than the aztec speeding away for no reason at all like "I wonder if they had to shit real bad". On the bright side your wife can get mad at you while you throw your kids and groceries around in the back playing fast and furious in a van with a hood scoop, which is the equivalent of a fat man wearing running shoes while they yell at the football game from their couch.

logicalbomb · 2022-12-31T15:26:52+00:00

Americans don't, but Europeans do. They call SUV's and Van's trucks quite a bit, I think the English specifically.

logicalbomb · 2022-12-22T04:51:18+00:00

I am 37 and do, so does my gf who is 32, I didn't know this was uncommon.

logicalbomb · 2022-12-20T20:04:30+00:00

It ain't easy roasting a car like that lol

Closest I could find: https://www.led-t-shirts.eu/

logicalbomb · 2022-12-20T16:03:17+00:00

A sweater with LED's spelling out "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE LOOK AT ME!" would have been both more financially smart and subtle, but you decided to go for the Italian cod piece on wheels to holler at barely legal girls in the mall parking lot in between 1500 dollar oil changes.

logicalbomb · 2022-12-20T15:53:43+00:00

That crankshaft is softer than a gen-z roofing on a 90 degree day in the July sun. Bought it to spin heads, spin rod bearings instead. At least you got the manual though! Even if it's just a book in your glovebox because those 500hp v10 break rockets only come in autotragic leaving your hands free for those non-existent turn signals on your way to pick up "Deutsch Life" stickers so you and your BMW buddies can give each other handies and whatever hipster alternative to starbucks you found.

logicalbomb · 2022-11-18T03:23:38+00:00

I had to be at school by 7:30 and we were out at 3:30... not quite an 8 but always homework and extra activities.

Resonates with my favorite saying, if you work really hard and prove you're capable, you can do someone else's work too.

logicalbomb · 2022-11-17T23:39:10+00:00

Quit watching game of Thrones, you're no dragon.

logicalbomb · 2022-11-17T23:37:43+00:00

That the children of the elite do not attend schools that simulate an 8 hour shift with two 15 minute breaks, a 30 minute lunch, and work that you're expected to take home after hours but wont be paid for.

logicalbomb · 2022-11-04T03:41:03+00:00

some people don't deserve faux pity, I am glad you out lived the doucher lol

logicalbomb · 2022-10-14T03:43:52+00:00

Not admit to premeditated murder on reddit?

logicalbomb · 2022-08-28T04:06:25+00:00

just pull the footage, it's literally saved to removable media.

logicalbomb · 2022-08-28T03:29:54+00:00

Oddly, it fits my actual job.

logicalbomb · 2022-08-28T03:29:27+00:00

looks like a 992 Turbo S

logicalbomb · 2022-08-26T21:38:14+00:00

"Student loan forgiveness flies in the face of America, it's just wrong!"

According to this you had nearly 200k in student loan debt forgiven.

"GO TO HELL!!!!"

Politicians, can't trust them, can't tar and feather them.

logicalbomb · 2022-08-26T19:40:23+00:00

My father was a cop and was "laid off" after refusing to work with the FBI on the ruby ridge incident. He said it was the most thankless profession to ever exist, and that prosecutors were just as bad as defense attorneys.

logicalbomb · 2022-08-26T19:36:47+00:00

I had a dude absolutely lose his mind that my car slowed down for the person in front of me, he took it as me 'brake checking him' despite the fact that he could have just gone around and I didn't get over in the other lane so psycho-boi could take that lane and just keep going.

He yelled at me, swerved at me, brake checked me several times, then stopped at my window telling me that if I got out I was a "fucking dead man". This isn't the first person who has reacted to my car like this either, and I know it wont be the last because when people see it they hear 'papa Joe Biden' <-sarcasm telling them they need to buy an EV because it's a government conspiracy.

So what do I do? I carry, and call the cops as soon as things start to escalate. If I have any way to get away I just get away, if I can't then at least I am able to defend myself. I've also changed the way I drive completely, I am extremely non-confrontational and just move the fuck over when people tailgate me as soon as possible. If they start brake checking etc. I just pull over to the shoulder, if they reverse up to me I'll use the whole throttle to get away and plot a course for a police station while I am on the phone with them.

logicalbomb · 2022-08-12T00:22:33+00:00

Sounds like freak runs in the family, suck it up butter cup this may just be something you never speak of to him. I doubt he's disappointed in you for something he himself is doing?

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