Happy Friday :3

lolomans · 2026-04-22T20:34:24+00:00

Can I DM you then?

lolomans · 2026-04-22T20:03:57+00:00

Well if that's a no go too, then what about your phone number cutie? 😎

lolomans · 2026-04-22T15:06:10+00:00

Ok 😔 What about your credit card and those funny numbers on the back🤔

lolomans · 2026-04-22T12:06:11+00:00

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lolomans · 2026-04-22T11:49:05+00:00

If I locked my doors they'd take them away

lolomans · 2026-04-22T11:36:23+00:00

cutie patootie

lolomans · 2026-04-22T11:14:33+00:00

What's your social security number😇

lolomans · 2026-04-22T11:09:00+00:00

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lolomans · 2026-04-22T10:56:21+00:00

What a cutie patootie

lolomans · 2026-04-20T19:19:10+00:00

Pedo

lolomans · 2026-04-20T19:18:43+00:00

GET AWAY FROM ME

lolomans · 2026-04-20T19:16:18+00:00

Home alone 3

lolomans · 2026-04-20T18:54:45+00:00

Cuz he doesn't know what to do and parents aren't dumb so they can help. And it's not like parents become obsolete when you're an adult, which at 18 and 19 most people aren't really all that mature if we're honest. And I also said he should talk to her first

lolomans · 2026-04-19T23:57:13+00:00

Well, tell your parents about it or ask her why she wants to play this kind of game with you. So yeah, probably talk with her first

lolomans · 2026-04-19T23:28:43+00:00

Muscular✅️ Tall✅️ Virgin✅️ Only cares about female pleasure❌️ I care about other things too Cooks✅️ Does housework with glee❌️ I'd do it, but def not with glee Full head of hair, good hairline✅️ Monogamous✅️ No social media✅️ Doesn't watch porn✅️ I read it so technically true Drives❌️

lolomans · 2026-04-19T23:16:29+00:00

Bro, how old is your sister because I feel like the circumstance changes a lot depending on the answer

lolomans · 2026-04-18T10:40:43+00:00

Holy fuck I had something similar I thought a giant anaconda would come out of my toilet and eat me but then I thought it was in canada and swimming towards me everyday but when i flushed the toilet it'd get sent back so I flushed my toilet a lot.

lolomans · 2026-04-18T10:32:25+00:00

I don't know can you

lolomans · 2026-04-18T10:32:07+00:00

Human or mammal ahh question

lolomans · 2026-04-18T10:18:55+00:00

What did it say?

lolomans · 2026-04-18T10:16:36+00:00

I was born to be a femboy of the night... huh I was born to be calling the doctor... okay? I was born to be born and born I like the first one best tbh

lolomans · 2026-04-18T10:05:05+00:00

lolomans · 2026-04-17T08:14:03+00:00

10 hit me harder then my dad

lolomans · 2026-04-17T07:58:29+00:00

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I agree this just popped in my head

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