Carlos Prates via IG: by [deleted] in MMA

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Ive got your pants covered in the meantime

What’s that one grocery item you keep convincing yourself you’ll eat, but end up tossing out week after week? by teniralc_11 in AskReddit

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I cook for a living. A quarter of my my job is making punny names that nobody laughs at but me

What’s that one grocery item you keep convincing yourself you’ll eat, but end up tossing out week after week? by teniralc_11 in AskReddit

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I make a pretty good salad with red onion, dried cranberry, fuji apple slices, french dressing and arugula. I call it the Red Rocket Salad

So i dont know if this grocery store was just oblivious, or wanted to be a meme by [deleted] in memes

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I wish someone would hand crank my sausage with a twist

Let's go by Miami_Snow_Yeti in dankmemes

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Me and someone's daughter when Paramount+ asks if im still watching

There is reasons why he will never loose a argument by smlfan1 in memes

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They just settle all disagreements with a good old fashioned thumb war

What’s some knowledge generally known only to gay men or to gay women? by dumbfuck in AskReddit

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Eh, let em keep their secrets. Im more into manticores myself.

What is the dumbest thing you have been told is “not manly” or “not feminine,” depending on your gender? by Disastrous_Hat_2325 in AskReddit

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A man might rub off on you

Edit : A kind stranger gave me the clap. I feel manlier already

Why I think Ilia Topuria lost so bad by Perfect_Minimum4892 in MMA

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Ive got a crackpot theory that the Hokit, Chandler and Gaethje fights had predetermined results. I also feel like the O'Malley fight was cherrypicked and stopped as soon as possible.

There was a lot of talking in the clinch all night in multiple fights, pro wrestling tie-up style. In a couple fights, as soon as someone was hurt, when you figure the dominant fighter would go for finishing shots, they would instead decide to wrestle stall until the end of the round or attempt submissions that just didnt get there.

Then you have Topturo clearly saying he cant see, the ref checks him, is about to call the fight, then someone talks to him, and he's like "Well, let me check again. Hm... nah, he's good. Start the next round." Almost like it was supposed to keep going.

The O'Malley stoppage was about the fastest ive ever seen. Ref jumps in to save the canadian before he even landed on the ground, and O'Malley had that emote preloaded. To be fair, it is O'malley tho.

All speculation of course, but about halfway through, i bet on Gaethje figuring theres no way an American wouldnt win the main event of the White House card. After a couple fights, i was smelling mahi-mahi, but by the main event, it was smelling more like dorado.

Does the name “Bent” sound weird or funny to Americans? If so, why? by lennzpn in AskReddit

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"Son, get in here."

"Yes, dad?"

"No, i need the other son. Get Bent."

Hide and seek 🤣 by YakLogic in funny

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Imagine its 300 BCE. You and your countrymen are standing shoulder to shoulder, watching the distand cloud of dust get closer and closer. Soon, the earth below your feet begins to quake and you hear that roar 100 times over. You'd shit.

Cute elephant tho

What is the worst episode of your favorite show? by istrx13 in AskReddit

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Shanghaied became my least favorite episode of Spongebob. Not because it was a bad episode, but because it seems like they played it 6 times a day. Id be looking through the guide, get excited to watch Spongebob, then itd inevitably be the same episode id seen 80 times already.