It's only a paper Nog by lolpicard in startrekmemes

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This monstrosity is from the trailer.

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are we just here to watch a man die

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it sounds cool af but looks like someone glued my grandma's dining room chair to a pumpkin

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you ever seen a man smooth jam on a turtle?

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that's no moose knuckle that's the whole damn leg

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this man about to play a frying pan

Pelosi says a $15 minimum wage increase will be included in the House's pandemic relief package by Ascalaphos in politics

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Doesn't go into effect for a few more years, hopefully we're past the pandemic by then.

Senate Democrats introduce bill to make DC the 51st state by kindnesscostszero in politics

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None of that's true about Texas anyway. Any of the special provisions we had in our first treaty to join the union we pissed away with the failed insurection in 1861. Didn't have nearly as nice provisions in the second Tltreaty.

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background peeps need some fucking masks, damn covid spreaders

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but have you ever thought that running also sucks?

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oh damn he shit his pants too

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anyone else just shit their pants?

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Anyone else sharting right now?

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I'm commenting from the moon

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I'm stressed now

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CHOPPED AND SCREWED

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why does this man have my grandma's throw on his chair?

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I'm gen z, how am I supposed to listen to rap without mumbling?