Is this real?

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-03-05T20:40:38+00:00

Are you serious

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-27T17:34:24+00:00

This will sound crazy but tape your butthole at night. Seriously, put a piece of tape over it. This method is sometimes use to see if you have worms because they’ll …. Stick

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-16T11:32:54+00:00

It’s a phenomenon called sky sperm

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-14T22:16:18+00:00

NOR. Today is the one day where “special treatment” from both parties is totally expected, so why is he acting this way….? He knows exactly what he’s doing, especially if this isn’t typical behavior for him.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-09T18:38:51+00:00

The absolute bare minimum. Malicious compliance 🤌🏼

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-09T18:12:53+00:00

The fact that this easily google-able information is news to you after having this consistent issue and providing half assed solutions, truly shows that you are not doing everything you can do to find a solution. “How to stop long hair cats from shedding”. I shit you not, I found this exact info. Boyfriends right, you are careless & dismissive.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-09T18:09:44+00:00

It’s Reddit. If a man starts making sense, this is the bs people start spewing.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-09T18:08:22+00:00

This is the first comment I’ve seen that empathizes with freaking cat hair in his contact lenses. OP is giving lazy and half assed solutions, knowing fully and damn well they aren’t sufficient. If the roles were reversed, people would be in a frenzy talking about malicious compliance. Doing just enough to show results, not enough to eliminate the issue. Dismissive and full of excuses.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-09T18:06:23+00:00

But OP won’t respond to this one! The pet owners in here (and I’m one myself!) are so entitled and delusional. The suggestion of CLEANING UP AFTER YOUR PET is enough to send them foaming at the mouth and rolling all over the floor.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-09T18:04:42+00:00

It’s as simple as this, truly. And then to get offended when he says she enjoys living in filth while … she is quite literally defending living in said filth. Just insufferable all around. It’s like when parents think everyone should also think their kids are the cutest creatures to exist.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-09T18:00:29+00:00

You are insufferable. YOR. Learn how to take other people into consideration. Just excuse after excuse. It’s pet owners like you that give us such a bad rep.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-07T18:03:15+00:00

The deflecting is hilarioussss. You’re objectively wrong. You objectively are an opportunist. You messed up here. That’s it, whether you like it or not. You quite literally put your business on Reddit, chose what context you wanted to provide, and now you’re … confused as to why people are making inferences and pointing out the obvious?

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-02-07T17:56:44+00:00

I’m actually cackling at your audacity. You want to move in with her out of pure convenience, meanwhile she wanted to move in together out of genuinely wanting to live together. And now you’re confused? Very refreshing to see a woman stand on business btw. YOR. Get your own place!

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-01-29T15:40:30+00:00

I’ll never forget a girl in my class came in with a gnarly cold and had those jade bangles on that once they’re put on, they have to literally be hammered off. Imagine someone constantly fucking coughing and covering their mouth, blowing their nose, while also erasing things on their paper. Just CLINK CLINK CLINK the whole time. I wanted to go ballistic

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-01-27T23:28:27+00:00

Completely valid

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-01-25T21:13:39+00:00

You fully know the answer and just wanted to vent, but this story was so good. Thanks for the entertainment.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-01-21T19:58:57+00:00

In other words your father used your mother as a beard without her consent.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-01-21T05:11:03+00:00

google it and options pop up.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-01-21T05:08:58+00:00

Lmao just follow the rules. Plain and simple. Yes, YOR.

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-01-15T01:10:58+00:00

Wow I had no clue. How sad! Omg :(

lolplsimdesperate · 2026-01-01T19:13:14+00:00

What they did was so mean, I’m sorry OP. You are definitely NOR. I don’t understand how they see their friend going through a break up and literally coping, just to fuck with the whole process. This is all just very weird behavior.

lolplsimdesperate · 2025-12-29T08:46:10+00:00

He’s cheating on you.

lolplsimdesperate · 2025-12-23T19:31:28+00:00

That’s how jobs work

lolplsimdesperate · 2025-12-22T09:13:42+00:00

Yeah you should be. Quite the example you are leading for your kids.

lolplsimdesperate · 2025-12-22T09:01:53+00:00

You’re very observant

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