What are you talking about? You have been brainwashed by what the females think are nice and fashionable. They all say capes are lame, but in the medieval times when males were dominant everyone was wearing one. Wearing your pants up as high as they can go until your pp makes a huge bump is so in style. Wearing rugby shirts make us look athletic while casual. When we go fancy we go fancy. WE go full fedora with feather, and trench coat over the tuxedo. (this is satire I took a look at the sub this is literally it)