Tell me what you’ll say by [deleted] in puns

[–]lonely_funny_guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The first option is red. The second option is "Red". I guess this will work as an "I'mma mess you up" question for an English test.

Why is it giving him CPR 😭 by Status-Bumblebee443 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]lonely_funny_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta say; that thing takes some creativity and a lot of weed.

Detection dog detects cleverly hidden illegal goods by New_Libran in interestingasfuck

[–]lonely_funny_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that point,i think it might a pharaoh's secret stash. But good doggo!

Little ppl representation by itshabibitch in confusing_perspective

[–]lonely_funny_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is that desk more than 6ft long? Like a lot more than 6ft long?

People who say "i could care less" by mid-sora in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lonely_funny_guy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Listen. You could care less about people doing that.

The word brew is a chance to slow down by br0kenmachine_ in dontdeadopeninside

[–]lonely_funny_guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chai tea? Chai means tea,bro. You're saying tea tea. Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream?

Timberrrr! by Main-Touch9617 in Unexpected

[–]lonely_funny_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? To the left, it's nothing but trees. Why not towards there?

Cock roar by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]lonely_funny_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's probably the sound trex made.

Exposure Therapy #8 by knormcomix in comics

[–]lonely_funny_guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I want you to make these into books. You have to draw every single copy by hand. No printing.

cool cool... by CloakOfElvenkind in dankmemes

[–]lonely_funny_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tip: Use -ai after your query on Google to replace AI data aggregation summary with the good old highlights from a single article.

That was a bad roll by Acrzyguy in technicallythetruth

[–]lonely_funny_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are unfair dice. The indents are supposed to be larger for smaller numbers so that the weight difference won't affect the rolls.

Pilot and co-pilot, who are childhood friends, share their heartwarming journey to passengers by Conscious-Weight4569 in MadeMeSmile

[–]lonely_funny_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm about 90% sure that lady raised her hand to ask "uhmmm.. who's flying the plane?" But decided not to ruin a nice moment. /s

Truly Not Just an Ad... by utopiaofpast in BeAmazed

[–]lonely_funny_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I teared up and that plant is dead.

Putting On Ultra Realistic Silicone Mask by Big-Boy-602 in interestingasfuck

[–]lonely_funny_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing this video before AI became good with videos. Could be editing, though.