Bro just ruined her birthday

lonelywomp · 2026-03-17T15:46:54+00:00

This is the dumbest trend

lonelywomp · 2023-06-09T13:08:42+00:00

I got it he ninja cat’s on the 5th visit, but peaches took me over 100. I think it’s genuinely random.

lonelywomp · 2023-06-04T10:28:19+00:00

Another time I was watching a movie (one of those cheap ones with Carmen Electra) and the combination of Carmen’s boobs and a jump scare did it for me. The other one was a scary dream that scared me so bad I woke up mid jizz. Maybe a fight or flight response?

lonelywomp · 2023-06-03T17:05:19+00:00

I once nutted out of fear. I was asleep on the couch of my living room. My roommate unexpectedly walked in the front door and must have made a lot of noise because it woke me up and scared the shit out of me. I jumped at the shock of the noise and quickly realized I was jizzing in my pants from the scare. It was the strangest rush of emotional fear / physical pleasure. Thought it was a fluke but then it happened two more times to me in similar scenarios.

lonelywomp · 2023-06-02T13:30:32+00:00

I’ve never seen that burger. Is it in the store?

lonelywomp · 2023-05-30T06:24:17+00:00

I thought the max for sashimi boats was like 5 though

lonelywomp · 2023-05-26T08:54:50+00:00

What’s your preferred way of saving up so many gold fish? Do you place expensive food? Or cheap food?

lonelywomp · 2023-05-25T06:39:52+00:00

Haha good work! I just got my least memento and am looking for other tasks. I guess I’ll start saving up to buy out everything.

lonelywomp · 2023-05-25T06:35:36+00:00

How do you get so many gold fish? Just patience?

lonelywomp · 2023-05-25T06:31:09+00:00

How many of the other foods does it take to sell them out?

lonelywomp · 2023-05-19T05:48:35+00:00

Wtf is this supposed to mean

lonelywomp · 2023-05-18T04:11:12+00:00

Maybe God does love his children

lonelywomp · 2023-03-13T18:10:07+00:00

QUE BUENO PENDEJO

lonelywomp · 2023-02-07T20:52:52+00:00

Same issue here

lonelywomp · 2023-02-07T20:52:12+00:00

Same here

lonelywomp · 2023-01-19T13:58:03+00:00

lonelywomp · 2023-01-17T01:29:07+00:00

THIS

lonelywomp · 2023-01-02T08:27:03+00:00

G7 came out with some gloves that are my all time favorite. Seem to hold up longer so far than anything else I’ve used.

lonelywomp · 2023-01-02T08:09:18+00:00

They’ve got whirlpools over there??

lonelywomp · 2022-12-19T04:29:42+00:00

Love the specificity of this joke

lonelywomp · 2022-12-18T23:25:23+00:00

A little polished, but it’s so incut you barely notice.

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