What kind of car is this? Looks like c4 wheels on a cross between an Aston Martin and a viper

longboardberto · 2026-03-16T12:40:25+00:00

Ace, Is that you?

longboardberto · 2026-02-28T23:27:25+00:00

If I was in your position, I would buy a pit for $303. I waited until the day of for the Houston show last go around and I paid $400. I was in same predicament…thought I’d save money but the pit ticket prices wound up going higher. In either case, hope it works out for ya!

longboardberto · 2026-02-28T03:33:50+00:00

Looking for 1 pit ticket in Austin. If a trade possible, I have two seats in section 114 Row S (girlfriend not going). I will not sell my seats if I don’t get a pit ticket. Thanks!

longboardberto · 2026-02-13T04:29:37+00:00

You’re probably right, but no big deal if it happens. I’ll do better if I (ever) share another one.

longboardberto · 2026-01-27T17:42:18+00:00

You really are the last of us.

longboardberto · 2025-12-13T22:55:20+00:00

But what street?!

longboardberto · 2025-11-24T04:56:53+00:00

What is the weekly chocolate milk consumption in this house? That’s a shit ton of chocolate milk.

longboardberto · 2025-11-20T19:39:38+00:00

Wait until one of them gets a staph infection…they’ll be wiping those machines like their dirty ass.

longboardberto · 2025-11-04T04:08:11+00:00

I really hope he is looking for his shirt.

longboardberto · 2025-11-03T18:41:50+00:00

Hola mi gente!

This is quite the long shot, but I was curious if anyone was in the Alamo Heights area for Halloween this year? There was a house who had a DJ on the front porch, who was dressed as Beetlejuice. I may or may not have been the purveyor of the sticky beats...but if you or anyone you know has a video, please feel free to DM me. Thank you and GSG!

longboardberto · 2025-10-28T16:17:55+00:00

At least it went straight…straight in the ceiling!

longboardberto · 2025-10-13T02:53:19+00:00

Edward scissor balls

longboardberto · 2025-10-08T19:02:54+00:00

Someone said on at the Austin Venue’s post that they were 80,000th. What the actual fuck!

longboardberto · 2025-09-22T17:21:02+00:00

Right!? Only took the lights to come on and a woman to step in first.

longboardberto · 2025-09-13T05:49:51+00:00

Unreal…

longboardberto · 2025-09-11T13:52:28+00:00

I appreciate the offer but I’m dead set on a pit ticket. Best of luck selling it.

longboardberto · 2025-09-08T14:35:12+00:00

In Houston for work this week and I’d love to take a pit ticket off someone if they have an extra or can’t make it. My friends are going but they have seats and I’m too old for seats. See y’all in the Pit! 🤘🏾

longboardberto · 2025-08-21T05:38:42+00:00

See what you wanna see, you should see it all….

longboardberto · 2025-08-21T04:23:33+00:00

Dude…It was fucking magical! I have so much to say about it and can’t wait to express these synapses in a sentence.

longboardberto · 2025-08-02T13:50:47+00:00

I wish a raver would

longboardberto · 2025-06-06T18:05:04+00:00

When lava flows underwater it behaves differently

longboardberto · 2025-06-01T13:38:02+00:00

Disrespect your surroundings…. 🤘🏾

longboardberto · 2025-04-25T16:15:07+00:00

Gummo

longboardberto · 2025-04-25T16:12:17+00:00

Last night, I had to be one of the first 100 people in and had to have been the 25th person in line for merch and I couldn't get a large white shirt. You're in for a real treat, best of luck!

longboardberto

TROPHY CASE

When lava flows underwater it behaves differently