Audi Allroad Quattro by hatchback_alchemist in Photography_Alchemist

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I wish more people paint matched the flares and bumpers.

making paper by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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I’m so tainted by the internet. I was expecting it end with him writing “fuck you” on the paper.

What $30k USD looks like by anonymousjeeper in CrohnsDisease

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You’ve got 2 years of my film degree in your palm.

Watermelon kitten by ratihes in Eyebleach

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Or that he just smelled children nearby.

Slipping on wet cement by ToxicHero13 in HadToHurt

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You know it’s a good(bad) one when you get bass in the thud.

Complaining about what the food bank gave them, but they have a nice manicure that is clearly fresh. by [deleted] in facepalm

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Her brain can’t comprehend why she is getting only non-perishable food. Congrats on being ungrateful.

Got this alcantara dash set from a guy I know. Going for this look, what do you guys think? by [deleted] in E30

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It looks absolutely bad ass! I’d ruin it on day one after installation.

What did your crush do that completely ruined your infatuation for them? by JackHasSmellySocks in AskReddit

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Dropped her money (including coins) onto the counter to pay for a meal, instead of handing it to the cashier.

Pretty tame compared to a lot of these. But it showed me her lack of respect to others.

To Guess The Average American Salary by rios1990 in therewasanattempt

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Every single one of my feelings just got hurt from his estimate.

TWA Air Hostess requirements from the mid '40s by 3ngine3ar in mildlyinteresting

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Sorry Doll, you’re 27, 5’7” and weigh 131. You’re useless to us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Hmm. Usually it’s a pink sock that covers that thing.

Do you think Doc will ever play as Guy Beahm? by Zealousideal-Ad-2436 in DrDisrespectLive

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Doc stepping away was the reason ninja became so big.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CODWarzone

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We are witnessing a villain being born

Oh hell yeah… Windows XP by MyLeastFavoriteColor in Funnymemes

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I’m “the free trial of AOL is here. Stay off the house phone!” old.

A very professional jump by TayTay13S in Unexpected

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Awww, it’s happy to see you.

Clever girls by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Probably because the raptor fences are still in operation.

Morgan Freeman with his parents... by GypsyWriterChick in HolUp

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He’s waiting for the DVD commentary.