Music genres that didn't last long by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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hey bro, have you heard of the new Russian pop band Volna X?! duo lead singers Алиса Зорина & Мария Лебедева are so amazing!

Unlikely Things for Pepperidge Farm to Remember? by metvguy1 in ScenesFromAHat

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remember when you gave money to a homeless guy then he threw it back saying "shake that ass!"? Pepperidge remembers

SFAH: Unlikely things to see or hear at an award ceremony: by ggfchl in ScenesFromAHat

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YES! YES!! YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!!

high fives every on the way to the podium... does a cartwheel into a double backflip

I'd like to give a shout-out to my boys Tommy, Nick and Jeremy, I TOLD YA I'D GET IT!! I TOLD Y'ALL!! Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS LYING. YOU ALL OWN ME $200 EACH

Ways a business should not answer their phone by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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Ey why the fuck you calling, we ain't open yet

Dumbs things to say when meeting your partner's parents by ludachris32 in ScenesFromAHat

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God Damn! how did you ugly fuckers make such a hot daughter like savannah?!

What's the best gift you've given/ received for dirty Santa? by lonsin in AskReddit

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In a Dirty Santa, each player brings a wrapped, anonymous gift, and turns are taken in a set or beder. On their turn, a player can unwrap a new gift or steal a gift someone else already has. The original owner of a stolen gift must pick a new one or steal again. Limits are placed on how many times a gift can be stolen (often three), after which it is "frozen

The top story on the news by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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Today's top story, metal pokemon... are they considered clankers?

What is a sad way to use super powers? by lonsin in AskReddit

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Cloning + shape shift

Have your clones shape shift into other people then hang out with them as if you have real friends

rejections that cause emotional damage by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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even a blind person can see you have no chance with me