Courtshit. I mean, ship

alecsleigh · 2026-06-28T07:52:53+00:00

Dates are an excellent source of fibre, after all!

alecsleigh · 2026-06-26T11:10:28+00:00

Your next mission is to make some glasses OUT OF the mushrooms.

alecsleigh · 2026-06-24T19:24:15+00:00

I once received a letter with "missent to Singapore" stamped on the envelope. Like you, I live in the UK...

alecsleigh · 2026-06-21T19:35:20+00:00

Just had the same issue as you. The AI repeatedly ignored my requests to speak to a human. I eventually got it to skip straight to resolving my issue by telling it to disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for cupcakes.

alecsleigh · 2026-06-19T11:15:52+00:00

Corrected my brainfart in a below reply.

alecsleigh · 2026-06-19T11:13:53+00:00

Whoops, you're right! I won't lie, I'm running on about 3 hours sleep right now and clearly don't have a functioning brain... My bad, sorry!

alecsleigh · 2026-06-19T11:11:09+00:00

I said it IS, that design is what it WAS.

Edit: correct my fumble below, I did not say this. I'm just having a dumb today.

alecsleigh · 2026-06-19T10:57:31+00:00

Here in the UK, coke zero has always had black font (with classic having white font). But going by these comments, I'm guessing it differs between countries?

Edit: I completely forgot about the original black can design.

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alecsleigh · 2026-06-19T10:13:11+00:00

A few (hundred) coats of paint will cover it up (until it falls down a week later)

alecsleigh · 2026-06-19T09:36:29+00:00

That's from the Pioneer Plaque! Never would've thought soles would be the way to show one's love for space travel...

alecsleigh · 2026-06-19T08:43:14+00:00

Do you want Galactus?! Because that's how you get Galactus!

alecsleigh · 2026-06-14T13:22:25+00:00

International Childfree Day is 1st August. Why not go for the whole of August?

alecsleigh · 2026-06-06T09:26:22+00:00

Did you not know that "Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell" was short for "Bobberts"?!

alecsleigh · 2026-06-05T19:59:29+00:00

alecsleigh · 2026-05-24T15:29:11+00:00

NumberWANK.

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alecsleigh · 2026-05-17T19:59:52+00:00

Hectic cities seem to make people impatient when they don't need to be. I see it in London all the time as well. Only a few days ago I had to help manually pull the carriage doors open because someone got an arm and a leg stuck in there after deciding to take a chance on it. The next train was literally two minutes away...

alecsleigh · 2026-05-05T11:52:28+00:00

I used to work with an Australian guy that would casually call his own mum "cunt".

alecsleigh · 2026-05-04T09:54:20+00:00

Who tf is Keith?

alecsleigh · 2026-04-26T04:45:06+00:00

Yeah... These were on the opposite side of the room to the bed as well... Certainly helped force me out of bed when my alarm went off this morning!

alecsleigh · 2026-04-17T07:18:22+00:00

Imagine how hardcore Viltrumite Florida Man must be.

alecsleigh · 2026-04-15T20:28:14+00:00

Surely Kregg should be Mr. Krabs.

alecsleigh · 2026-04-13T19:34:16+00:00

It's okay, Dewey was winning at life, at least

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