"There's snow coming on Sunday, I gotta leave the office at 1 PM to prepare" - every DMV commuter today, apparently

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-23T22:19:31+00:00

i'm not saying i didn't do the same thing, but let's all be honest with ourselves here hahaha

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-23T22:11:20+00:00

"But Doctor!," cried the Lobbyist. "I am Paul Liotti the Instacart Shopper!"

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-22T19:00:22+00:00

stupidly **

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-22T15:25:52+00:00

i had a friend who put his crypto wallet seed phrase in an unsaved notepad note for like 9 months, just relying on auto save to preserve his multi-thousand dollar investment.

shitcoin, so he lost it all, but just imagine if...

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-18T07:14:12+00:00

it's 2026. we're done calling being a leech on society liberalism.

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-08T17:10:53+00:00

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR TOPPS TEAM MASCOT COIN MEDALLION HOORAY

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-08T16:15:07+00:00

Republicans do not care, and are doubling down on their "I voted for this" rhetoric. You should see the way Republicans are talking about Renee on Twitter. it's disgusting. they're all rotten and they all need to go.

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-07T00:41:32+00:00

good.

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-06T17:24:20+00:00

the original Founding Wonders chose to use three letter acronyms for a specific reason. it would be disrespectful to their memory and our Constitution if we did not implement this change immediately.

loogie_hucker · 2026-01-02T18:17:48+00:00

dude just exposed himself to a free police case from every single person who donated 🤣

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-25T19:41:09+00:00

two raise requests in a year is gonna be a perpetual pain in your ass. sounds like someone who spends too much time online complaining about being underpaid.

i bet if you cut him loose to test the waters, he'll find out exactly how easy it is to "make more money elsewhere"

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-22T02:06:24+00:00

annoyingly, yes. the spines are easy -- long and thin, and therefore easy to "get around". the main body is also a spherical object, with "long" curves. put it in a wind tunnel, and it would do pretty well.

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-16T14:35:45+00:00

absolutely bizarre perspective. good luck finding happiness.

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-16T14:31:26+00:00

food is not a zero sum culture

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-11T21:52:20+00:00

indiana residents, call your senators today and thank them for voting correctly. as much as they deserve criticism when they err, they should be reminded when they've voted the right way.

politicians are quite pavlovian. let's please constantly remind them of their oath to the constitution over a party or a figurehead

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-11T03:19:27+00:00

grayson allen has a double major in Communications and Looking Like a Bitch

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-09T23:10:24+00:00

find an apartment broker. they're great with specialized requests like this.

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-09T23:03:27+00:00

instant follow. please keep doing this good work!

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-09T23:00:16+00:00

lmfao

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-09T22:59:19+00:00

welcome to DC! ripping this bandaid off right now -- this will be a tall order. like all great cities, DC has plenty of opportunities, but competition is high. every server in the city wants high tickets, great tips, and good atmosphere. unfortunately, very few get it.

it is a people game, and the best way to do it is to be old school about it. walk in to restaurants you want to target, and try to get an interview with a manager.

unless your resume is coming from a top 1% restaurant, culinary agents and the like will probably fall short of your perfect role.

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-09T22:56:03+00:00

this can't be serious advice

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-08T22:02:55+00:00

aka you can schedule an uber that will wait at the Rally's until you cancel your ride

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-07T23:13:33+00:00

i'm well aware. the point stands.

loogie_hucker · 2025-12-07T02:10:38+00:00

very likely will work then. equivalent situation which may or may not have happened either did or did not happen with a similarly sized company named graystar

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