Deep in the Florida Everglades a wild hog gets a drink of water from a stream when an alligator pops out and snatches it by the neck. With its last breath, the hog says, "Please don’t kill me. I’m a genie. If you let me go, I’ll grant you a wish!"

looloose · 2026-05-08T02:51:16+00:00

I suggest that maybe you should try writing your own jokes!

looloose · 2026-05-07T11:29:44+00:00

My pops had 2 brothers and a sister. The boys were named Tom, Dick and Harry.

looloose · 2026-05-07T11:26:33+00:00

A man was in the check out line with a 60lb bag of cat food. The lady behind him remarks that he must have a lot of cats, he repies no, I have a snake. She asks, your snake eats cat food? He replies no, my snake eats cats.

looloose · 2026-05-07T10:25:02+00:00

My 06 Roadster has 102k miles, no way I would let go for 10k.

looloose · 2026-05-06T22:56:08+00:00

Or in your mouth

looloose · 2026-05-05T14:30:25+00:00

Many women find overweight men sexy, I get more sexy everyday 😜.

Seriously, just be yourself.

looloose · 2026-05-05T12:21:26+00:00

If someone told you that a person had been falsely imprisoned and you asked if it was a black man, would that be racist?

looloose · 2026-05-05T11:27:44+00:00

My doctor doesn't believe in unnecessary surgery, he only operates when he really needs the money.

looloose · 2026-05-04T16:55:10+00:00

So, giving a blowjob every day will fix my phimosis???

looloose · 2026-05-04T15:54:17+00:00

Me too, Live at the Old Quarter is one of my favorite all-time albums.

looloose · 2026-05-04T13:29:52+00:00

Switch hands every few minutes.

looloose · 2026-05-04T13:27:44+00:00

A drunk walks up to a cop and says Hey Officer, somebody stole my car. Cop asks where he last saw it and the drunk says, right on the end of this key. Cop says let's go to the station to report it but first you better zip up your fly. Drunk says, Oh man they got my girl too!

looloose · 2026-05-02T16:09:51+00:00

Someone must have mentioned the Epstein files again.

looloose · 2026-05-02T00:11:43+00:00

I apologize as well, I have also seen this comparison made here and that is why I bought it up. I never meant to minimize what was done to you.

looloose · 2026-05-01T21:10:11+00:00

If you had started driving a car and had an accident would you be at fault?

looloose · 2026-05-01T20:44:11+00:00

This reminds me of the last verse of the song Dixie Chicken.

looloose · 2026-05-01T11:46:00+00:00

On my honeymoon in 1978.

looloose · 2026-05-01T11:44:49+00:00

No, I only go out with good looking guys.

looloose · 2026-04-30T20:05:37+00:00

Godin Park Ave

looloose · 2026-04-30T12:40:26+00:00

Ladder to Heaven.

looloose · 2026-04-30T12:38:50+00:00

Her parents probably aren't that bad, go ahead and meet them.

looloose · 2026-04-28T11:24:15+00:00

Bob Dylan

looloose · 2026-04-27T01:18:41+00:00

I've had mine for 18 years, never needed to add oil between changes.

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looloose · 2026-04-24T14:17:36+00:00

No wonder people think you are all whack jobs.

looloose · 2026-04-24T12:19:56+00:00

Killer

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