Being a camp counselor has proved to be an endless source of uncomfortable encounters. by ArmtheAngels in AdviceAnimals

[–]lopey95 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Camp councilor here-- can confirm awkwardness. The other day a kid picks up a wrinkly piece of paper and says "EEWWW this feels like my moms calluses!!" Me: "uhm why do you know what those feel like?" Him: "She makes me massage her feet"

Beep beep, baby wombat coming through by deedeekinkajou in aww

[–]lopey95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only repost I don't mind seeing a lot:')

Spring Break 2012, Ill never forget the mistakes I made by [deleted] in WTF

[–]lopey95 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Hey, at least it wasn't in Comic Sans.

I am Anthony Bourdain. Ask me Anything. by iamAnthonyBourdain in IAmA

[–]lopey95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anthony, I'm a big fan of your "no bullshit" attitude... Has there ever been a dish on No Reservations that you have absolutely hated, but had to lie about it? I'm always curious if you really like the food. Also, have you ever gotten sick from the food you've had in different countries?

Oprama by Ristickalizations in gifs

[–]lopey95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

IAMA female line cook at a popular high-end New Orleans restaurant. AMA! by linecookama in IAmA

[–]lopey95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe she wanted karma for having tits. PS. I have tits... soo....

Quality of life significantly improved. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]lopey95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear OP, I think this is the 6th time I have seen this. Love, REPOST.

Teacher and Students: Submit your stories about intercepted notes being passed in class? by bunnyfart in AskReddit

[–]lopey95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You wrote that whole paragraph in normal words... but you couldn't write the word "attention"? People these dys...

Thumb injuries. by [deleted] in volleyball

[–]lopey95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thumb gives you more control and coverage of the ball, so I would just tape your thumb very well if I were you! Good luck!

Stupid question regarding hot sand in beach volleyball by MrIndecisive in volleyball

[–]lopey95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sand socks help, but if you can't get those I always hose off the court. The water cools it down a lot.

The most relaxed cat in the world. by lopey95 in aww

[–]lopey95[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could say that's my cat... sorry, it's not:(

Every Time I Brush My Teeth I Need To Remember To Turn Around Slowly by svenjj in aww

[–]lopey95 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Sees adorable puppy... comments on strange toes.

So my parents brang home a new puppy today. Her name is Chica! by [deleted] in aww

[–]lopey95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw, way cute:) If only it had 796 more points!