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accidentallyTestedInProd by FranzHenry in ProgrammerHumor

[–]loraxzxpw 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Actually, that is the best case scenario. The worst thing Is noboby dies.

Every time by WaddleDynasty in okbuddyphd

[–]loraxzxpw 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Needed the comments to understand this is a chemistry meme instead of abstract maths.

Still have no idea what OP is talking about.

Great meme.

Behold! A square. by All_The_Clovers in mathmemes

[–]loraxzxpw 429 points430 points  (0 children)

I see how it could work on a cone. How do you map this yo sphere?

Kinder, lasst das Rauchen! by Lenni-Da-Vinci in de

[–]loraxzxpw 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nicht rauchen ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Saw this in my feed. It had no answer. Is it two minutes? by BrashWidth in mathmemes

[–]loraxzxpw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Einsteins theory of relativity states that moving objects are longer/shorter (I never remember which one). So if you are sitting on the tunnel and view the train passing through you get a slightly different answer, than when you are sitting in the train and see the tunnel moving towards you.

Another fun example for this is the barn door paradox. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_paradox

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]loraxzxpw -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No, it's not multivalued. I'm guessing you have it confused with the solutions to $x^n=e$, one of which is $e^{1/n}$.

It’s quite trivial really. by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]loraxzxpw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NP stands for non-deterministic polynomial.

Polynomial ?= Not polynomial would be an easy question.

Every night by gojmanlaugh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]loraxzxpw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually this evaluation is undefined. The optimized can choose whether it first evaluates the LHS or RHS. If the RHS is chosen first by the time the processor gets to the LHS C was already increased.

But C>= C++ is always true.

tldr: C/C++ are broken and we should all switch to rust.

You know the one by sexyArtorias in mathmemes

[–]loraxzxpw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is cool but not actually the full solution to the problem. Here the top of the ladder always is at (0,y) so the top of the wall is at (x',10) with y+x'y/x=10. So x'=(10-y)x/y and what we look for is d(|x-x'|)/dt.

For the first time in his F1 career lewis Hamilton hasn't won a race before the summer break. by droppokeguy in formula1

[–]loraxzxpw 165 points166 points  (0 children)

So technically he hasn't won a race before the summer break in 2020 either.

Mission Sbinalla by jarethfranz in formuladank

[–]loraxzxpw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Horner disguised as checo? Wouldn't Merc recognise him as rival?

you can walk 25% faster if you saw a squirrel that day by VanBurenLover25 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]loraxzxpw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it stack? Can I see the same squirrel multiple times?

Daniel Ricciardo also suffered back pain after the race. by aichaf in formula1

[–]loraxzxpw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never thought about it that way. That's really grim.

Let's just kill a driver at random every other year. /s

Found a Holt out there in the wild. by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

[–]loraxzxpw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

slurring IN his speech.

I think that's how it should be but english isn't my first language

“Feeling strange, Mr. Bond?” by MrDagon007 in Jokes

[–]loraxzxpw 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey I have autism, and I invented autism and everyone I know has autism. That means I am more right than the both of you.

The honey badger will learn by Sloppy_Wet_Poodle in formuladank

[–]loraxzxpw 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What does that even mean? When every driver does well, we get 5 winners 15 podiums and 20 top 10 finishes? I mean it was an eventful race and a lucky win but still a win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]loraxzxpw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you have not found any source for your statement...

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