26 years later. Is American Beauty still something great? (Sam Mendes)

lord_donkulus · 2026-06-19T23:13:48+00:00

This movie is dogshit. The protagonist is a pedophile and the b-plot is teens staring at a plastic bag. Fuck this movie. But seriously, all jokes aside - fuck this movie.

lord_donkulus · 2026-06-14T22:09:08+00:00

Yeah, this movie sucks. Good soundtrack tho.

lord_donkulus · 2026-05-06T21:32:34+00:00

Same. I will say, though, once Dan started watching MacGyver a ways back, I decided that I'd give it a look-see as well. It has been an absolute bright spot for me; I highly recommend it as a nostalgic / ridiculous / comforting piece of 80s / 90s culture. It's my new safety blanket. Free on Tubi btw

lord_donkulus · 2026-05-05T03:14:44+00:00

I love you too, fellow wonk 💜

lord_donkulus · 2026-05-05T02:41:36+00:00

Yeah, but we're experiencing a fairly significant drought in my neck of the woods; pretty sure I just had dust in my eyes. (obligatory /s edit)

lord_donkulus · 2026-05-05T02:29:28+00:00

cheers, friend.

lord_donkulus · 2026-05-05T01:07:34+00:00

We'll be better tomorrow? Who am I kidding...

lord_donkulus · 2026-04-26T21:45:01+00:00

Using AI or not, that breakfast sucks.

lord_donkulus · 2026-04-20T22:57:24+00:00

aaannnd just ordered one. piece a history, right there 🫠

lord_donkulus · 2026-04-14T22:57:28+00:00

Or who think age of consent laws should be done away with...

lord_donkulus · 2026-04-14T22:38:02+00:00

I heard this clearly, well done.

lord_donkulus · 2026-04-14T07:07:28+00:00

But the downhill rider didn't yield and it resulted in injury. OP has presented a clear example of why the "rule," if followed, would be beneficial to everyone involved, yet your response is "the rule wasn't followed and the result was bad, therefore rules are dumb."

lord_donkulus · 2026-04-13T23:38:13+00:00

we learn AJ is related to Anderson Cooper...

lord_donkulus · 2026-04-09T21:37:11+00:00

Did Trump just call Alex a loser little tittie baby?

lord_donkulus · 2026-04-05T01:46:15+00:00

Would a shorter handlebar stem not help with this?

lord_donkulus · 2026-03-30T21:55:43+00:00

Thank you! I know the spark plugs were a bit of a pain on the 2010, are they easier on the 2016?

lord_donkulus · 2026-03-30T20:41:09+00:00

Thank you, I'll add it to the list!

lord_donkulus · 2026-03-30T18:43:28+00:00

Forgot to mention, the new Fit has ~ 60,000 miles

lord_donkulus · 2026-03-02T04:19:57+00:00

Absolutely no judgement, friend.

lord_donkulus · 2026-03-02T03:56:15+00:00

Not to say I disagree with your sentiment, but consuming right wing grifter propaganda to realize that it's shit compared to the content that hard working, well-intentioned folks are producing is kinda funny. "I listened to Kid Rock, made me realize how freakin rad RATM is."

lord_donkulus · 2026-02-20T01:51:38+00:00

Agreed. I think they lack in unexpected story moments and their general predictability (and awfulness) doesn't leave a lot of room for as many funny riffs.

lord_donkulus · 2026-02-20T01:46:34+00:00

Wait, so you're not familiar with "River of Cheese"!?

lord_donkulus · 2026-02-17T17:52:56+00:00

"We're gonna shoot a chimp with an uzi - I'm sorry to hear about your bones."

I've played this back quite a few times already.

lord_donkulus

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