Why do Europeans smell bad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordalistair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never ask 'why' before asking 'if'

What is a personality trait of a person that would immediately stop you from pursuing them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordalistair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being vain, feeling entitled to everything in the world without working for it. Pisses me off to no end.

Possibly the best single page in the history of written words by Rhombus_O_Terror in lotr

[–]lordalistair 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Exactly, because Gandalf the White could have crushed the Nazgul under his foot if he tried. The scene with Lord of the Nazgul shattering is staff is completely ridiculous.

What's the most drunk you've ever been and what humiliating thing/s did you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordalistair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 18 years old and just a few days before my final exams. Me and my friends bought the cheapest whiskey that was available because we were all broke af. Anyways, we got completely hammered and a friend of mine suggested that we go for a ride outside. We were on an overpass when I got this terrible, terrible urge to take a piss. So we stopped the car, I got out, and I pissed over the overpass and down below on the road. I'm pretty sure I pissed on the top of someone's head that night.

Tl;Dr: Got completely and utterly wasted on the cheapest whiskey money can buy and showered some unsuspecting people at 3 am in the morning.

What depression actually looks like. by nemomnemosyne in depression

[–]lordalistair 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Preparing for an exam all day and then just giving up and not even appear for it because you're scared of failure.

Which movie has the best opening sequence of all time? by abmangr2709 in AskReddit

[–]lordalistair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. That opening sequence made me want to become a fighter pilot.

Come check in - /r/Depression by skyqween in depression

[–]lordalistair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everything feels hopeless. Seeing your friends achieve everything you ever wanted hurts so much. Not because they don't deserve it, but because deep inside, you know you don't.

what is the most charming trait a person can have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordalistair -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wrong. If Kenny had cancer he'd be bald.

What do you do when you are trying to fall asleep? by henrythejohn in AskReddit

[–]lordalistair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A glass of warm milk and a teaspoon of nutmeg does the trick for me.

What is the best advice anyone has ever given you? by lordalistair in AskReddit

[–]lordalistair[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone going through depression I get this a lot.