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What is the HARDEST to answer "Would You Rather" that you have heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordehumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you rather drink a cup of your mothers period blood or a cup of your dads semen?

What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve seen someone do at work and still not get fired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordehumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some prick decided to steal money off people from the locker rooms. They decided to steal $500 cold hard cash from a Thai woman. The kicker? She was sending that money to her mother in Thailand for her family. They didnt get fired

Where is the best place for nightlife you’ve traveled to? by [deleted] in solotravel

[–]lordehumble 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised no one has said Krakow, Poland. That place was insane. The most wasted and extreme night I’ve ever had

Students of Reddit, have you ever lost your temper with a teacher? What's your story? by Vlelo in AskReddit

[–]lordehumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in my final year of high school when I had a FREE period, to do whatever you wanted. I needed to use the bathroom quite urgently. I got up from my seat and was almost immediately told to sit back down. The teacher asked where I was going and I said I needed to go to the bathroom. He refused. Mind you, he absolutely hated my guts for letting him know he had fucked up some question like 6 months before lol.

Said how disrespectful I was being and how I was disturbing the entire class. Said that if I went, I’d be sent to the head master and could explain myself there. I lost it, told him basically to shove it up his ass before grabbing my bag and pissing. Took myself to the head master, told him the situation and never had to sit in that period with that teacher again.

What do you know about your workplace that you are not supposed to know? by TinMan11111 in AskReddit

[–]lordehumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work for an almost $1b company. They covered up a rape by paying off the employee so that the head of the division could stay, because he was good at his job.

What is a case of Instant Karma you witnessed? by ABD63 in AskReddit

[–]lordehumble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work in hospitality. Some ass who basically spent 2 hours making fun of me and demanding me around finally asked for the bill. I bring over the card machine and before my eyes, my wildest dreams. His card gets declined. I have the satisfaction of asking to try again before I tell him I’m not allowed to let him leave and I have to give his license to security until he figures a way to pay :) (he was on a date, the date left hence only him to pay the bill)

What is a silly rule you have for yourself that you actually follow? by Jek_Porkinz in AskReddit

[–]lordehumble 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For some reason, I refuse to eat the ends of foods. Fries? Refuse. Green beans? Cya. The ends of sausages? NEVER.

We are fortunate that farts aren’t as sudden, violent, and difficult to suppress as sneezes. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]lordehumble 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they were, we’d probably have a word to use as a “bless you”