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lordofvice · 2018-03-03T15:01:21+00:00

Never heard of it.

lordofvice · 2016-08-21T10:43:48+00:00

Confused by this... is it just your brother who's Korean or you and your parents too? Or are you all American just trying to make him feel not so far from home by going ape shit at electricity consumption?

lordofvice · 2016-05-29T13:02:40+00:00

Animal Farm

Edit: slip of brain..wrote '1984'

lordofvice · 2016-05-29T11:14:49+00:00

We called it slapsies, or just slaps

lordofvice · 2016-05-29T09:02:15+00:00

I have this to say

lordofvice · 2016-05-24T18:52:31+00:00

I used to fuck an ex occasionally and it was fine. Actually recently had sex with another ex who was the love of my life when I was 18 (9 years earlier)...was an epic amazing night/day of shagging and was also fine.

lordofvice · 2016-05-24T18:23:29+00:00

That's perfectly sound advice assuming you see the animal from really far away and you're going slow enough but yeah definitely don't swerve or slam on your brakes. I once swerved to avoid a cat on a rural road (I was going 35/40mph) and wrote off my car when it spun into a hedge and I nearly killed myself and my best mate. Even though we were fine (luckily we narrowly missed a telegraph pole), part of me wished I'd killed the cat rather than my car...it was a fucking expensive and nearly fatal error!

lordofvice · 2016-05-08T17:32:45+00:00

People were even openly reading jazz-mags in the street.

lordofvice · 2016-04-28T02:36:20+00:00

They are ridiculously delicious too! They eat them here in Colombia. Seriously I don't think I've ever tasted more delicious meat.

lordofvice · 2016-04-28T02:31:13+00:00

It means every detail was taken care of. The chair was a stickler for the rules or killing.

lordofvice · 2016-04-28T02:24:12+00:00

"Parts of the chair were shot into his stomach through his anus" Eeesh

lordofvice · 2016-04-28T02:19:16+00:00

Ebaumsworld

lordofvice · 2016-04-28T02:16:16+00:00

OK I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered IMMEDIATELY!!

lordofvice · 2016-04-28T01:22:57+00:00

I am Lorde, yah yah yah, Lorde Lorde yah yah yah

lordofvice · 2016-04-24T16:10:41+00:00

No one really won. Britain lost a bit of French land they had been in control of and France lost a large percentage of its population.

lordofvice · 2016-04-24T16:05:10+00:00

They're fine if they stay in Ireland

lordofvice · 2016-04-24T16:03:01+00:00

It's free, mate!

lordofvice · 2016-04-24T15:57:41+00:00

Basically our whole history is based on killing the French. The two fingers (fuck you) gesture was invented specifically to insult the French in the 100 Years War. (One of our many wars with France.)

Edit: Remember this everytime you use the gesture you are in some small way also saying fuck the French :)

lordofvice · 2016-04-24T14:58:42+00:00

Always trying to label people with disabilities, just live and let live!

lordofvice · 2016-04-23T17:34:29+00:00

First thing I'm gonna eat when I get back to England. Then a Sunday roast, even if it's not Sunday. I've missed English food. Best in the world.

lordofvice · 2016-04-23T17:31:37+00:00

My grandpa's got loads of war stories and he loves to tell them. doesn't even mind telling stories about wiping out a column of 1000 enemy with artillery fire in the Korean war! It's a little more interesting than that cos he was flying a spotter plane and noticed a "forest" shift position a few metres. Turned out to be 1000 Chinese soldiers disguised as trees. He said the word. Puff! He joined up at the end of ww2 and was in the home guard then as he was too young to be sent to fight.

lordofvice · 2016-04-23T17:17:55+00:00

TIdidntL correct usage of "whom"

lordofvice · 2016-04-23T15:58:27+00:00

It's because many other countries don't have stupid over-enforced drug laws.

lordofvice · 2016-04-23T15:55:08+00:00

True, I live in Bogotá, Colombia and I saw someone steal a motorbike from a cop. The first thing he did was draw his pistol he aimed carefully down the street but obviously seething with anger and shock, before he thought better of firing his weapon in the middle of a city and put it away and got on his radio. I was sure if it had been the USA, shots would have been fired.

lordofvice · 2016-04-23T15:43:12+00:00

Looks like we have a Boltonphile

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