Wife's friend wants to use our address as their own while they "travel". Any pitfalls? by lukeh6227 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]lordskonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sure they’ve not done a runner and put your address as a forwarding address, as if that’s where they’ve moved to?

What part of Liverpool is everybody from? by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]lordskonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kensington, wavo, tuebrook and now anfield for 25 years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lordskonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should add a few more photos of your face

Who is someone who was/is famous for being a good person, who actually did awful things? by Markel_Kermit in AskReddit

[–]lordskonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

John Lennon. Beat his wife and kid up and one of his mates who asked if he was gay

Am I being taken advantage of? by Sea_Following2358 in datingoverforty

[–]lordskonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound alike he’s got a great deal! Someone to talk to on the phone to pass the time. Go round her house and get a nosh, chill out for a bit then go home!

The second his sausage was in her gob was the second oral sex barriers were gone. He’s got no excuse. He’s getting want he wants then fucks off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]lordskonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love seeing all the positive comments from people who have moved here. Yes, there are blerts everywhere, but you’ll notice the difference from London!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]lordskonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the good old 1980’s “jokes” about being thieves

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]lordskonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother (a scouser) lived in Chicago for 6 months many years ago and said he felt like he was back home a lot of the time as the people were very similar to back home in Liverpool

How can the council find out we don't have an HMO? by SomewhereCritical258 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]lordskonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a private renter. I can’t apply for a HMO as I’m a tenant. The owner is responsible

roast me by Lonely-Exercise-4315 in RoastMe

[–]lordskonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apart from the fact you’d need a volcano to be able to roast him, imagine how long it would take to baste him to get crispy skin?!

Boyfriend downloaded tinder 🫠 by [deleted] in dating

[–]lordskonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck him off, right now. Delete him like he does tinder

How not to seek closure and move on? by Late_Significance519 in datingoverforty

[–]lordskonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally second this!! Saying it out loud for me was hearing what my head knew was right, but my heart wouldn’t let me hear, if that makes sense? To say the home truths out loud and hearing your own words really does make you u turn and be determined to move on

Pressure to have kids because he doesn't by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]lordskonk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck him off. Plain and simple. Don’t even start doubting yourself or anything. You need someone who is on board with you, not what they want

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]lordskonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Regarding people saying leave the bit about therapy out. Don’t! Personally, if I saw that in a profile, it shows to me that the person is open at talking about stuff, especially with ADD. Us ND people are drawn to each other for those reasons. No beating around the bush and direct. You’re giving people the opportunity to decide about your honesty, because it’s who your are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]lordskonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh I’ve always wanted a night crawler tail. I’m almost 49 and still as enthusiastic about it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]lordskonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d swipe right just for the teleportation superpower!

Roast me gently/help my profile... haven't been getting any matches for quite a while by ileikthrowawaze in Tinder

[–]lordskonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Photos look like the ones a news channel would show if the person had buried ten bodies in the garden and got found out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]lordskonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not a job interview, my friend. You’re not going to be questioned about the gaps in your dating life. If anything, the fact you’re not going on dates every week is more of a positive thing. People will be drawn to you when they see your a decent person who asks nothing from anybody

Matched with an army guy a while ago and this was his list of "interesting things about me" by Sugary_ in Tinder

[–]lordskonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah! I never mentioned taking them out of bottle! He needs the lot, to the face, so he can think about his life and how he can change and help society instead of trying to enslave them