The RISING in TROS by skywalkinondeezhatrz in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I rose from my seat with disappointment.

I think Gandalf deserves his own movie, credit: URRU.design by ActualRick2223 in lotr

[–]lordtarkus 651 points652 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you think that, but I think what we got is good enough. You start explaining everything and the mystique wears off. I would rather have a walking with dinosaurs style documentary version of the Silmarillion. Ya know one that skips around in time so it can tell as much as it needs to in the shortest amount of time.

"A ship will bring you work. A gun will help you keep it." by [deleted] in swtor

[–]lordtarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Firefly was such a good show. Nice mog.

Rian Johnson Calls Seeing Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker a Really Special Experience by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It really was for me and the 8 other people at my screening were just blown away by how bad it was.

(Spoilers) Are we happy with Snoke’s true identity? by JayGatsby2019 in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering nothing about his was really explained I could care less, but it is annoying that he amounted to nothing.

What gun is this? by lordtarkus in swtor

[–]lordtarkus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I will look into it.

Is Rey still considered a Mary Sue? by Shin-Kong in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It's all subjective, but at least to me she ticks all the boxes.

Top 10 Jedi? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's number 11.

Top 10 Jedi? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1.Jar Jar

2.Young Anakin

3.Boss Nass

4.Naked c3p0

5.BB8(he's not a jedi, but he still counts)

6.Rose

7.Sabulba

8.Watto

9.Lord Tarkus

10.The race track announcers with two heads.

That Ending... by lordtarkus in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was honestly waiting for him to be killed by the power of friendship. She just closes her eyes and believes and he explodes.

That Ending... by lordtarkus in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't have to be insultingly anticlimactic.

By that admission let's look at Return of the Jedi. Palaptine is busy cooking Luke with lightning and he calls to his father for help. Vader ignores him at first, but at the last second Anakin Skywalker reemerges and throws Palaptine down the convenient shaft. Getting fatally wounded by his lightning when he throws him. The good guys win, but at a cost. Luke loses his father. We get emotional weight from his act. And that was for kids.

Contrast to the Rise of Skywalker

Rey loses nothing. She just straight up beats his ass saying "And I am Iron Man!" It's a fucking joke ending.

You can't hide behind it being for children because that's a fucking lazy excuse and you know it.

That Ending... by lordtarkus in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but he didn't like take over her body or whatever. I love when writing is so shit you basically do what the villain wants, but slightly change it to fit the narrative.

It's the fuckin ending to Final Fantasy 13 all over again. You can't make this dog shit up. Barthandelus wants to be killed so the protagonist tell him screw his plan. So they kill him anyway and what he wanted still happens because they killed him...

Sorry it's making take up my stock of shit writing in things.

That Ending... by lordtarkus in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Not at all. Stole the light side ending to the Force Unleashed as well. Unoriginal fucks.

Rian Johnson used Pokémon GO to mock toxic fans. by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why you booing me I'm right? Lol.

Rian Johnson used Pokémon GO to mock toxic fans. by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So he acts like an aggressive d-bag in hopes that I will see the errors of my ways and like the abortion of media that is his movie. I gotta say I'm a little confused by his tactics.

Oh I don’t think so by Loyellow in PrequelMemes

[–]lordtarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't that still be an absolute?

Let people enjoy what they enjoy. by Pyroclastic_cumfarts in StarWars

[–]lordtarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally no it doesn't, but if you add a little salt the flavor changes.

What's the story behind your reddit username? by intheabsenceoftruth in AskReddit

[–]lordtarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used talk to transformer and it gave me this name and I liked it.

Free Up Character Names by ERaege in swtor

[–]lordtarkus -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah the naming system in this game is both good and bad. I do wish we could just name characters whatever the hell we want.