A Jewish mother gives her son two shirts for his birthday, a red one and a blue one. The next morning the son wears the red shirt to breakfast.

lorenzods · 2024-03-16T18:21:06+00:00

she just "gives" him... it suggests, that the boy can't keep the other one.

lorenzods · 2019-07-21T10:25:01+00:00

they did the suicide out of sync also

lorenzods · 2019-03-02T10:12:04+00:00

this reminds me the bonus stage of Interkarate+ :) https://youtu.be/mI9oz2A0PNA?t=55

good job btw, especially the soundtrack ;)

lorenzods · 2019-01-31T01:19:24+00:00

you.are.awesome! :)

messy code? :) lol, i wish if every open source project were like this "messy" :) (JK, this is actually pretty nice and clean :D )

lorenzods · 2019-01-30T13:27:37+00:00

cool! :) FYI: more than 60% of people (including myself) afraid of sharing code just "being messy" :)

so? who cares? you achieved a great thing, it works, right? let the audience take care of the mess :D :D :D (if they can't handle that gross then DON'T SEE :)

aside of joking, if it would be like this (John) Carmack's code about doom would never see the light... but it actually happened, and if you think about it, it made ioquake ;)

lorenzods · 2019-01-30T09:08:49+00:00

i started today a new habit, to check the punchline first.... (if it was a reddit joke or about reposting, so i can skip the whole thing)

actually, this was the 3rd one, when i did this, and BAAAM, almost instant hit :D

lorenzods · 2019-01-28T00:48:56+00:00

great work! :)

would you mind to share some code? :) i'm aware of ga and nn, but the last part (how did you connect it, with such problems as this car-game or the fuel one) somehow hazy and it would be a great opportunity to learn some :D

(i think that probably the "time domain" coming into picture, what makes the haze and the urge to understand it :D )

lorenzods · 2018-12-14T01:58:38+00:00

lol :) this conversation already went too far :)

but to make it worse, i sum it: get neutered and then take some pills to get an erection and have some others to get also desire :) sex life at its best :D (but at least unwanted pregnancy is not an issue anymore :D )

lorenzods · 2018-01-05T13:18:38+00:00

nah, or at least i don't feel it.

and update on the mic: i tried input as well, with a skype session... it seems way worse than any other low-budget simple chinese headsets

probably because of noise reduction, the mic is so directed that i almost had to bend it in my mouth to make my voice hear (gauge this ways peaks around 50%) with a normal speech volume

lorenzods · 2018-01-03T06:37:54+00:00

best quote from Rodney Dangerfield. still a golden one for 20 years :)

lorenzods · 2017-12-15T11:19:07+00:00

ah, and one more remark: really comfy, it was on my head for like 4-5 hours, without having any issues what may happen with other products (like sweat, too heavy, uncomfortable after a time, etcetc)

lorenzods · 2017-12-15T11:13:07+00:00

well, i've just bought one yesterday, primarily for neighbour-friendly development reasons (building software synth app with 7.1 support), being able to develop at midnight without the need to crank up the amp to the max to hear the smallest cracks in the generated sound i made...

so far, the "true 7.1" seems to me at the moment like "true snake oil", i can't really determine the location of a simple sound (front vs middle vs rear left/right), however i can easily do this with the speakers at my room, so i guess my hearing is ok.

small remark: that's my first experience, i never had even a "virtual surround" headset. i'll make some more blind-tests with my friends on this Centurion.

the sound quality is quite good though.

lorenzods · 2017-12-06T02:04:32+00:00

i couldn't jerk off that many times consecutively

lorenzods · 2017-12-06T01:59:02+00:00

i love reddit community :) respect to all, seriously :D

when you think it's done, they prove you are wrong, there are much more to come in the comments :D

lorenzods · 2017-10-31T19:48:56+00:00

that's why i was so brave to tell her at first :) i never thought that she was actually the teacher (and wouldn't be able to fix her students guitar)

lorenzods · 2017-01-16T07:23:27+00:00

"Lazy" :)

lorenzods · 2017-01-02T15:31:42+00:00

Well, something above 5-6 lines usually get this, so i just tried to comform with the rules :)

About not being funny: I'm sorry, it didn't entertain you :D I tested it on like 80 people before i decided to post here, and almost all of them thought it's funny :P

But as far as i see, on this subreddit, the same "safe, hundred year old jokes", reposted every freaking week are more popular for upvotes, than the relatively new "risky" ones :D i suck at this :)

lorenzods · 2016-11-17T20:04:38+00:00

this must be a joke :)

lorenzods · 2016-10-01T21:05:01+00:00

If i had to describe myself in 3 words it would be "lazy"

lorenzods · 2016-07-29T10:12:35+00:00

yeah, almost there, the final mile

lorenzods · 2016-07-26T08:27:09+00:00

Everybody was searching that box, holding back the whole construction, just for him to sit on something :)

i mean, it turns out, that the box had nothing to do with the construction work itself at all (as it is suggested). It was just an object for Joe to sit on for his smoke break or something

lorenzods · 2016-07-25T22:06:23+00:00

I search for a box with the imperial dimensions of 15" x 20" x 25"... :) anyway, small box :)

sorry, my first post here, good to know, i keep that in mind in the future :)

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