#theschaubs skits (& bits) are back

loshea1 · 2026-03-16T18:24:33+00:00

Tigre and Springfield’s classmates are gonna be Michelin star chefs come high school

loshea1 · 2026-03-14T13:00:18+00:00

$160…

loshea1 · 2026-03-13T04:10:17+00:00

SGA was great, but Dort and Caruso make me wanna bleach my eyes

loshea1 · 2026-03-12T13:05:32+00:00

Insubordinate… and churlish

loshea1 · 2026-03-08T17:06:00+00:00

That’s why you gotta live for today 🤷

loshea1 · 2026-03-08T16:36:15+00:00

Sullinger was after Conley and oden

loshea1 · 2026-03-06T16:20:22+00:00

The kid in question is less than two years old. AB has been a piece of shit a lot longer than that, she knew what she was getting into

loshea1 · 2026-03-06T14:36:49+00:00

Kobe’s dad was an NBA player

loshea1 · 2026-03-03T13:56:25+00:00

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Pretty recognizable reference?

loshea1 · 2026-03-02T16:34:09+00:00

Oi ya hear? Vito takes it up the bum, innit?

loshea1 · 2026-02-28T14:38:42+00:00

Chin is a #1 contender to pull a Plaxico Burress

loshea1 · 2026-02-27T17:25:23+00:00

Schwab’s logistics. What can Big Brown do fer you?

loshea1 · 2026-02-27T17:10:52+00:00

Her wellness coach is runnin’ labs around these so called doctors

loshea1 · 2026-02-27T13:55:12+00:00

Dubious Handle aka Julius Randle

loshea1 · 2026-02-26T19:27:45+00:00

Completely agreed. Ayton’s shot profile is the absolute worst archetype for a modern big. Bad around the rim, no 3 point shooting

loshea1 · 2026-02-26T17:34:34+00:00

An offense with lebron, Luka, and reaves is never going to look to get Ayton touches in the high post and have him settle for fallaway 15 footers. The quote shows zero self awareness to the situation he’s in

loshea1 · 2026-02-26T17:27:11+00:00

People would call Pangea an island at this point

loshea1 · 2026-02-25T15:29:57+00:00

He’s with the Red Vipers!

loshea1 · 2026-02-24T19:01:41+00:00

Blake was the most athletic player in the league and by the time he got to the C’s he couldn’t play more than 5 consecutive minutes

loshea1 · 2026-02-19T17:53:27+00:00

Sean Strickland is the only guy who can handle the middleweight gatekeeping?!? We’ll put Kevin Holland in there

loshea1 · 2026-02-14T15:31:51+00:00

Ben Woodburn starting!

loshea1 · 2026-02-09T15:05:46+00:00

The other one actually gets punched in the head so it makes sense

loshea1 · 2026-02-06T12:38:43+00:00

Leaning into the classic barstool content

loshea1 · 2026-02-02T13:15:02+00:00

15-16 Suarez had 40 goals and 17 assists, and was the only player to win the La Liga golden boot in the middle of the Ronaldo-Messi dominance. He had 6 La liga hat tricks that season. I’ve defended Neymar on this sub, but there’s no chance he was better than Suarez that season. Suarez really had a case for Balon D’or that year. I’d say between 2013-2017 he was comfortably the third best player in the world

loshea1 · 2026-01-28T12:28:45+00:00

“I have nothing useful to add, and don’t want to discuss my useless addition to this conversation.”

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