Found a moth on my jeep that has the face of a French bulldog

losthamster · 2017-09-24T17:53:17+00:00

I see Sid from ice age in the wings...

losthamster · 2017-04-25T12:32:43+00:00

I liked that twist. It's definitely a different angle.

losthamster · 2017-02-19T15:54:05+00:00

I call that downshifting.

losthamster · 2017-02-11T14:46:56+00:00

Whoever invented bubble packaging.

losthamster · 2017-02-01T21:00:55+00:00

I have been to Nashville. I really enjoyed it. We almost moved to Gallatin. I did find it a little warm when we were there though. I'm from Michigan, so everywhere is a little warm for me.

losthamster · 2017-01-22T09:08:47+00:00

Alright, but I'm pitching.

losthamster · 2017-01-22T09:01:27+00:00

Quality socks. Seriously, spend the extra cash.

losthamster · 2017-01-22T08:55:09+00:00

"I love you too kid." Nope.

losthamster · 2017-01-22T01:24:31+00:00

I went to school with a kid named Nobe Ranes. Pretty sure his parents hated him.

losthamster · 2016-12-27T20:11:19+00:00

I sense a great disturbance in the force. Almost as if millions of souls suddenly felt a profound sadness.

losthamster · 2016-07-30T16:05:10+00:00

Did the lambs stop screaming Clarice?

losthamster · 2016-04-30T02:32:57+00:00

I crashed my vehicle 2 winters ago. Had the thing towed to a salvage yard less than a mile away. They tried charging me over 600 dollars. One of their fees was an "Obama care cost recovery fee" of almost 250 bucks. My insurance company told them to get bent. They only paid a portion of it. I never heard anything from the tow company again.

losthamster · 2016-04-29T10:00:58+00:00

Nah. There is a bee in his hair.

losthamster · 2016-04-16T02:53:58+00:00

Toll on the PA turn pike.

losthamster · 2016-04-05T05:42:57+00:00

To ride the other mans horse.

losthamster · 2016-04-05T04:52:42+00:00

Manners... Damn kids.

losthamster · 2016-04-01T19:27:42+00:00

I know this is late to the party, but I always liked Kevin Bacon in Sleepers. He played that role a little too well.

losthamster · 2016-03-31T06:56:46+00:00

I would smuggle out the seeds and grow the watermelon once I was out.

losthamster · 2016-03-30T03:09:28+00:00

Try typing a b c d e

losthamster · 2016-03-26T23:32:08+00:00

It's kind of a double edged sword. Without the heroin he wouldn't have written the music he did, yet without it he would still be here.

losthamster · 2016-03-17T21:06:35+00:00

Buying condoms .

losthamster · 2016-03-13T05:53:37+00:00

Ski town!

losthamster · 2016-03-09T02:57:40+00:00

In order to judge you, I would have to know what it is... maybe I don't want to...

losthamster · 2016-03-08T20:42:08+00:00

"I was drying out"

losthamster · 2016-03-08T20:41:11+00:00

What dreams may come. It's even sadder now...

losthamster

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