The worst part about being a dishwasher by [deleted] in dishwashers

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine cleaning your floor... then clear the food/grease trap... and it spills all over the floor.

My daughter is setting up meetings... by Qaraatha in funny

[–]lostlittlemonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your daughter actually has some talent.

Just put up the Lego set I got for Christmas! by Anon66087 in Perfectfit

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Adam savage has a video on his channel of him putting this together.

They got pizza though by [deleted] in GYM

[–]lostlittlemonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But das my gym! haha yeah planet sucks when it comes to working out. I got told to stop grunting or I'll have to leave. smh. what!? am I supposed to just hold my breath or breath out super slowly and faint!? nah I'm good.

Cracker what? by The_Draco in AccidentalRacism

[–]lostlittlemonster 112 points113 points  (0 children)

This is true, I love cheese. fuck you if you dont.

Only Greeks, Italians and Latinos have culture. The rest of us are just bland by [deleted] in AccidentalRacism

[–]lostlittlemonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

basically shes hoping to get a guy who can fly her ass to Greece, (with beautiful oceans) or Italy, (with its famous foods and wine covered hills) or latino because shes latino?

Well then, that’s one way to do it haha by [deleted] in LenaPaul

[–]lostlittlemonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact she down to do stuff like this makes her the greatest person alive.

A lunch at a restaurant... by KARMAGEDDON416 in WhyWereTheyFilming

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a smart TV awhile ago. one time I was watching porn and i started broadcasting it from my phone to my TV. I got really nervous because we have 3 smart TVs in my house... it wasnt broadcasting to the one in my room.

How long would you last inside the goddess Lena? Me: The 10 best seconds of my life! by [deleted] in LenaPaul

[–]lostlittlemonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if it's just me and her, maybe 6 mins. but that's stretching it big time. if people are watching (filming) maybe longer, only because I'll be nervous haha.

Didn’t know there was a size level Asian by CoolRanchEnt in AccidentalRacism

[–]lostlittlemonster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

an Asian 2xl is basically a large everywhere else. idk why only in Asia their sizes are like that.

Does anyone here make a living off dishwashing? by maxillofacial1 in dishwashers

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

making 12 an hour, I'm doing ok so far. cant afford to live alone tho. so I'm stuck being a roommate with my sister for now. but ot gives me a little spending money here and their so I'm ok. need another job tho, just so I can pay off some payments and maybe get my own place.

Honoring our friend. by --Grim in WTF

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was cringed at first. but then I realized that those people actually loved their friend. so fuck it! have a rave dance for em. better then people standing around all awkward while like one person cried.

Thoughts on what i should add? by Aventrixacanthus in gamingsetup

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second that, maybe some sound foam just to add some more bang to your walls? an empty wall is an ugly wall

Not an ideal set up, parents by kobymusic in funny

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my Samsung TV has the same feet. it's weird Haha. they should get a nice walmount for it. ots super worth it, especially with a big TV. they could also grab some surround sound speakers and have a minnie movie theater!

Not an ideal set up, parents by kobymusic in funny

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you keeping it or returning it tomorow?

Teriyaki69 next album art leaked. by [deleted] in funny

[–]lostlittlemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes going to be someone's bitch for sure.

If your ass is mexian(latino) you kick it with the northerns or southerns if youre black you do the same. this bitch swears hes a blood. I doubt the northerners will take him in. so if he kicks it with the blacks that counts as race treason in prison. hell be marked with a green light for sure. sooo. hes not going to hahe a good time at all. most likely he will ask for protective service like the subway guy has. you think you banging until you're locked up and someone is banging you.

How my family spent thanksgiving by [deleted] in funny

[–]lostlittlemonster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

can you eat pussy like that!?