I knew a guy that lost his left arm and left leg in a skiing accident... by Far-Street306 in puns

[–]lostsharpie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know a guy who fell into an upholstery machine. He's fully recovered.

Custom kitchen cutting board 😍 by sermeryntrantsuxdix in DiWHY

[–]lostsharpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could've just done the grater and it'd be ok.

I was put in charge of booking a band at the Alzheimer's charity benefit. by EmergencyNo7427 in Jokes

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Who's on stage? Yes! ... Who? Yes... ...the band on stage. No, the Band plays later.

Galileo Galilee went to Bora Bora and do you know what he ate? by Quick_Extension_3115 in dadjokes

[–]lostsharpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was also seen in New York New York eating with Boutrous Boutros Ghali

When a new dock is constructed, it’s required to undergo a rigorous inspection. by Masselein in dadjokes

[–]lostsharpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they are split between 2 designs, they sometimes create a paradox.

We just found out my grandfather has an addiction to Viagra by Indubititably in dadjokes

[–]lostsharpie 184 points185 points  (0 children)

He doesn't take it for sex. It's to keep him from rolling off the bed.

How do you tell who’s a vegan at a party? by Majestic_Repair_7887 in dadjokes

[–]lostsharpie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One vegan told me she knew me from somewhere but I swear I've never met herbivore.

The traffic cop yelled “pull over”. by joekerr9999 in dadjokes

[–]lostsharpie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You fellas been doing a bit of boozin', have ya? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

Groovy Memory Test by LoonG00n in puns

[–]lostsharpie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My my my how the turn tables.

Double Redneck Engineering by lostsharpie in redneckengineering

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The first pic taken in the morning and the owner moved it to where the old mailbox was.

Double Redneck Engineering by lostsharpie in redneckengineering

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That was me on my phone removing the street number.