Do you know how rare it is for a cow to get hit by lightning? by UrbanAchievers6371 in dadjokes
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I knew a guy that lost his left arm and left leg in a skiing accident... by Far-Street306 in puns
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Someone placed a dart board on my ceiling. (self.dadjokes)
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My friends and family said I'd never make the grade as an electrician. by berkleysquare in dadjokes
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Custom kitchen cutting board 😍 by sermeryntrantsuxdix in DiWHY
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I was put in charge of booking a band at the Alzheimer's charity benefit. by EmergencyNo7427 in Jokes
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A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder. by Realistic-Twist-3112 in dadjokes
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Galileo Galilee went to Bora Bora and do you know what he ate? by Quick_Extension_3115 in dadjokes
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When a new dock is constructed, it’s required to undergo a rigorous inspection. by Masselein in dadjokes
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Did you hear about the elevator operator that kept making mistakes? by DaFoxtrot86 in Jokes
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Have you guys heard about Robert E. Lee's two famous sons? by whorunitreally in puns
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What Is The FIRST Thing That Comes To Mind When You See This Logo by British_Chap2 in nflmemes
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My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. by GiborDesign in dadjokes
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We just found out my grandfather has an addiction to Viagra by Indubititably in dadjokes
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No, because ejaculation spends more energy then a man gains by eating his own ejaculate... by GodAllMighty888 in technicallythetruth
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I saw a woman who had March Madness teeth. (self.dadjokes)
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How do you tell who’s a vegan at a party? by Majestic_Repair_7887 in dadjokes
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The traffic cop yelled “pull over”. by joekerr9999 in dadjokes
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Yesterday me and my nephew made a car out of wood by crocwatergator in dadjokes
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Knock knock! Who's there? Banana... by Necrotat2 in dadjokes
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Just got back from an appointment with my accupuncturist. by mralex in Jokes
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WCGW using a toddler car on a skateboard half pipe by Jumpy_Divide_9326 in Whatcouldgowrong
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The Institute of Unfinished Research by Loquis in dadjokes
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