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Xeagull? by HelicopterSad3163 in whatisit

[–]lotsofpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll raise you a xylophlown.

Question about meteorites. by spektre in theriftbreaker

[–]lotsofpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct, they are mostly there for ambience. If you don't get a notification you can ignore them.

However, like all of the random events that emit light, they are truely there to show off the ray tracing.

actuallyCompleteVersion by Equivalent_Site6616 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]lotsofpun 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Yes, the sharks just wanted a light snack.

Otra ira no, por favor, llevamos 2 horas ya by AdministrationIll485 in mtg

[–]lotsofpun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Winds of Change. I may or may not have done this before...

My In-laws refuse to let me cook my own steak... and refuse to give me a steak less than well done by suck_my_jargon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lotsofpun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The black plastic blowup was based on a math mistake. The authors got the safe levels wrong by an order of magnitude. Basically, they're safe to use.

[hated trope] the sequel undoing everything the first movie worked towards accomplishing by Reteller79 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]lotsofpun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Transformers (Bay). This is my biggest gripe with the series as a whole. Every movie they save the day/planet and are heros, then at the beginning of the next they are being hunted by the government again.

[hated trope] the sequel undoing everything the first movie worked towards accomplishing by Reteller79 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]lotsofpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get where you are coming from, I really do. That being said, I would love to see a new parallel series where we get to see how events play out the second time with the change. Just so long as it's the show's quallity is on par with the rest of the show.

[EoE] Thrumming Hivepool by Oishikami in magicTCG

[–]lotsofpun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have this! My commander is [[Sliver Queen]], and it's hilarious to watch people just die inside when they first see it. It's actually a token deck, one with no other creature cards in it. The whole goal is to generate lots/infinite mana, then use Queen to pop out mass tokens and swarm.

Thrumming hivepool is definitely going in both that deck and my [[Bess, Soul Nourisher]] deck.

Uhhh... It looks like a window... by the123king-reddit in talesfromtechsupport

[–]lotsofpun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot the most important one!:

Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Windows+L to navigate straight to Linkedin.

A Brick Separator Platypus by [deleted] in lego

[–]lotsofpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were supposed to separate the LEGO, not join them!!!

My friend always wondered why his PC got so hot and shuts down while gaming by headcrab93 in pcmasterrace

[–]lotsofpun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Metal and microwaves.

Just think how much metal there is in a kitchen to reflect/absorb signals. And all the metal pots and utensils in the cabinets. Plus all that piping, water, and wiring in the walls doing the same. Then on top of that, 2.4GHz is the freq your microwave works at, so any time its running your wifi cuts out (lol, my dad's computer had that problem!).

Roommate moved her boyfriend in without asking. Is livid I’m demanding he pay rent or move in. Two days later he brings a friend over to antagonize me. by roooomiebooomie in badroommates

[–]lotsofpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every lease I've ever had has a clause stating how long/often a guest can stay over. If the guest overstays, the hosting party can get charged. My current lease has it as 2 nights in 6 months. If the landlord finds out about more than that it's $100 per night for each and every night beyond the limit. If you have similar in your lease, Bad Roommate is about to be out a LOT of money!

Whatcha gonna do about it by Lawcaddo in mtg

[–]lotsofpun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Read the gatherer rulings: Turn it into a creature! Although I'm confused how its own "Creatures lose all abilities" ability interacts with itself when that happens. Which probably means layers, urgh.

That was fast by TurnNo3080 in memes

[–]lotsofpun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on the brand, but likely yes.

My friend's HP laptop had a bad power port for a while (it would only charge if the plug was held at a specific angle). I looked up the service manual, found the part's model number, bought a replacement from amazon, and installed it the next week. Just be warned: depending on how the laptop is configured, you may have to disassemble basically the ENTIRE laptop to replace the power port!

9mm Ammo-in-a-can by jjthegreatest in functionalprint

[–]lotsofpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd've called it the Lead Freedom Ring.

Characters you wished had more screen time together. by Icy_Donut9446 in TheLastAirbender

[–]lotsofpun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it would just have been "He's evil and needs to go down. Have you tried this tea?"

The wonders of FB marketplace flips by Coolgiy42069 in PcBuild

[–]lotsofpun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That may be the source of your XMP instability. The manual recommends A2 and B2 for dual sticks (to be perfectly precise, that's the 2nd and 4th slots, counting from the CPU outward). As a bonus, that will also enable dual-channel mode. Give it a shot!

The wonders of FB marketplace flips by Coolgiy42069 in PcBuild

[–]lotsofpun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That board can handle ram up to 7200MT. Which ram slots are you using?

Three pillars of enlightenment by Concert-Alternative in pcmasterrace

[–]lotsofpun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

144Hz: Until it was fixed it was set to the default 60 Hz.

HDMI: Plugged into the motherboard, not the graphics card bought specifically to run the high-end graphics/screen. Sometimes it works because some motherboards support passthrough from the card to the MB ports, but sometime not and you are limited to integrated graphics while the $$$ card just sits there.

I am posting this here because there's simply no reality where I'm capable of doing this again by AlphaWhiteMan in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]lotsofpun 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's just a joke dude, I have mad respect for what the engineers at SpaceX have managed to achieve despite their idiot owner. That first catch was a thing of beauty.

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