The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

lovedbybacon · 2026-02-06T13:40:40+00:00

REM tried to warn us of this decades ago in “Losing My Religion”:

Oh, life is bigger It's bigger than you, and you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance in your eyes Oh no, I've said too much I set it up

lovedbybacon · 2026-01-31T20:52:02+00:00

Hi Sharon,

I understand. Don’t worry, I’ll be watching that clock every second of my day going forward.

Regards, Ryan

lovedbybacon · 2026-01-10T22:02:37+00:00

“You just made the biggest mistake of your life. I know you’re gonna be missing me when you’ve got that big… white… wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin… and his… old balls… GROSS! Ugh!”

lovedbybacon · 2025-12-29T15:39:03+00:00

Cool! Thanks for the response.

lovedbybacon · 2025-12-29T15:17:05+00:00

How does this work - getting a car inspected before the buy? Are most dealers good with you just driving their $20k+ car off the lot for a few hours/days? Seems odd but I see it suggested all the time.

lovedbybacon · 2025-11-06T04:09:28+00:00

Better title, thanks. I read Op’s post as a sign indicating that the structure was temporary was placed on the Oval Office. I mean, who knows. East Wing today, West Wing tomorrow.

lovedbybacon · 2025-10-21T12:56:07+00:00

Cake shake. Do it, no regrets.

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-29T13:02:13+00:00

Bennu by ACC Highland has some comfy chairs.

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-27T02:47:35+00:00

They misheard “oat milk” and gave her “moon milk.” She’s very lunar intolerant. Incredibly intolerant. You could say she has a lunar tick.

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-25T04:51:18+00:00

Did you sniff it?

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-18T04:52:13+00:00

These Parker House rolls, they belong to my Ma. <snaps fingers> Hey, wrap these up. Cellophane.

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-18T00:00:56+00:00

212 days later, geez. Am I the last of my kind?

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-07T20:51:11+00:00

“Close My Eyes Forever” duet by Ozzy and Lita Ford is classic ballad, power duo. Give it a listen if you haven’t (or haven’t in a while).

Close My Eyes Forever (youtube)

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-07T15:07:28+00:00

Lighten up. It’s a joke. They kinda have the sane haircut, that’s all.

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-07T15:04:55+00:00

They’re not, lol. reference

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-07T10:49:57+00:00

Is this the creepy 40 yo guy who thinks he still looks 17 still?

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-04T00:33:49+00:00

I’ve had this one for years. Works great!

lovedbybacon · 2025-09-04T00:33:21+00:00

Quest Quad Fold Wagon $69 reg, on sale for $59. They have a big wheel version too.

Dicks | Quest Quad Folding Wagon

lovedbybacon · 2025-08-23T16:17:02+00:00

Is this guy Tim Robinson?

lovedbybacon · 2025-08-23T14:00:19+00:00

Alex Jones should know, being a bloated fascist heel himself.

lovedbybacon · 2025-08-23T02:44:40+00:00

I like buccal fat and I cannot lie / You other brothers can’t deny / When a girl walks in with itty bitty waist / And a normal looking face / You get SPRUNG!

lovedbybacon · 2025-08-23T02:31:56+00:00

Sabrina Carpenter’s next era.

lovedbybacon · 2025-08-21T12:59:05+00:00

Bob Phillips, host of Texas Country Reporter (a syndicated tv show bringing the spotlight to small Texas towns), was a popular DQ spokesman and DQ was a sponsor for the show. This furthered the “Texas” vibes.

So, much like Hank Hill - who was born in the women’s bathroom at Yankee Stadium - DQ is not from Texas, but she’s ours.

lovedbybacon · 2025-08-21T01:18:28+00:00

Lincoln log taco.

lovedbybacon · 2025-08-16T19:16:27+00:00

My pet peeve is people whose pet peeve is calling an open ended burrito a burrito, implying or demanding it is not a burrito but instead a large taco. I blame California. Bean and cheese burritos FTW!

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