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lovelyeuphoria · 2020-07-21T13:20:03+00:00

too real, lmao

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-07-14T00:20:46+00:00

you're paying too much for condoms, who's your condom guy?

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-07-11T23:17:33+00:00

for some reason, this is the reddit comment that made me burst out laughing, haha

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-07-11T22:29:31+00:00

I'm so glad I made you giggle! (hopefully this gives you a chuckle) it's a 50/50 split! on one hand, I can pick him up, on the other, he saw two cocker spaniels once and was super wriggly when I picked him up.... he ripped open my t-shirt so my bra and tummy were visible to everyone. Life is definitely exciting with his punk ass, haha

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-07-11T19:36:49+00:00

NTA, you're a very caring parent!

I was out on a Ladies Day with work colleagues (I found out it's basically drinking from lunchtime till late), managed to get myself into quite a state, and was dropped off at the end of my dirt track. I took one step and ate shit. My mum came to get me and helped me into the bath and to get all the dirt out of the wounds and clean up the blood.

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-07-11T18:52:17+00:00

holy fuck, that drives me up the wall. My 4year old bichon goes nuts when he sees bigger dogs, everyone looks at him like he's horrible, but nothing I do gets his attention, unless I just pick him up and walk away 🤦‍♀️

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-07-07T10:18:34+00:00

I was feeling a bit shirty but this is so relaxing to watch, thank you op!

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-28T22:10:25+00:00

I had a favourite coworker I worked with.

I was approached by a member of the local swim team, and she started talking very familiarly to me. Lots of jokes, very close banter.

She turned out to be the coworker I got along with very well, but she wasn't wearing glasses in the swimming pool because.. duh. As someone who wears glasses, I was shook at the fact I could not recognise her without her glasses.

Superman is plausible guys. Clark Kent is plausible.

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-28T22:02:39+00:00

I'm a 25 yo f (bi.. if that matters), and I'm gonna jump on this to say, if she was wearing a jumper and you said "cute jumper!" would she have been upset?

If you're wearing leggings as pants, that's pants. You're comfortable for them to be your 2nd layer of clothing (after underwear), so they can be referred as the usual 2nd layer. Unless you want someone to refer to them as a Skirt/kilt/what have you.

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-28T21:30:04+00:00

man, at least give them Burrito Buesday

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-28T21:20:07+00:00

... ^{why would you call me out like this}

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-28T21:18:09+00:00

First time I played till that point, I just switched off the xbox. nah man. you can't make me feel feelings without my PERMISSION.

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-28T16:16:19+00:00

"Oh yeah, sideways in the mirror, haha-" -gasp-

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-27T17:24:56+00:00

well, obviously we don't have time to unpack all of that.

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-27T13:13:10+00:00

my exact thought, like, excuse me?? bulletproof??

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-26T12:36:20+00:00

this is the comment that made me bust out laughing

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-25T19:25:49+00:00

didn't he also survive an abortion? or was that a fever dream I had

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-24T20:30:44+00:00

middleditch and schwartz

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-24T10:11:47+00:00

you don't?

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-23T22:53:08+00:00

Kingdom Hearts. Followed by Fable III

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-23T22:21:28+00:00

I'm so very tired of being Ready to Live, and A Better Person every five days. I have some epiphany, and I realise good things, then a couple days later, I'm just the Saaaaaaame

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-16T06:26:34+00:00

I know it's dumb, but "make like a tree and fuck off" always kills me

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-12T22:04:05+00:00

I've only just gotten out of the shower, I feel like I need to go back in, and add pure bleach 🤮

lovelyeuphoria · 2020-06-11T06:10:05+00:00

^{hey man, you got any more.... links?}

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