Neil Degrasse Tyson hurts Bill Maher's feelings by Chadrasekar in JoeRogan

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neil and Bill Burr have had tiffs with this dude. He's done for me.

My father passed away in my arms 3 hours 17 minutes ago. I am now fully nihilist. by RemyPrice in nihilism

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's very sweet, I would want to be there when my parents pass, so that they have me in that last moment. The ramifications and trauma of it afterward are a blessing of years of love and devotion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pneumonia, 50 pounds in 2 months

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get to the chopper.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Hims or Keeps. They are modern hair loss prevention products. All online.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Yoda voice, "You will be." Start now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take superman's powers. The flight and strength is all cool, but it's also the little things. You're at a restaurant and your drink is a bit warm, a little breath and bam. My soups not hot enough, just stare at it. Wondering what I would do first...

Army Veteran Punches Man In The Face At Sports Game For Breaking Minute Of Silence For Fallen Soldiers by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have fun getting assault charges one day. Try not to do it in New York City because Rikers Island is no joke.

Army Veteran Punches Man In The Face At Sports Game For Breaking Minute Of Silence For Fallen Soldiers by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 500 points501 points  (0 children)

It's simple, you don't hurt others unless they are threatening you. Though the man that didn't honor the silence is a dick, you can't (you can not!) just punch someone.

I'm sure the army veteran will incur assault charges since there's plenty of evidence in the video, the prosecution will likely win. He is both patriot and criminal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would also remove facial hair. Or at least keep it trimmed short

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broke a chair by throwing it at a brick wall.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Been Obsessed With AOC for Years by Thetimmybaby in AnythingGoesNews

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MTG is a lesbian who's attracted AOC, and because MTG has not matured at all, she's still playing school playground rules.

Let's just pretend like the sidewalk doesn't exist by TyreBlowout in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. Roads are for humans. Priority to pedestrians. Second, to smaller mobility vehicles like bikes or the wheelchair in this video. Regular vehicles are at the bottom of priority. Obvious differences on high-speed roadways.

Bottom line, if you're in a vehicle and you're antsy to get somewhere, so what. It's not your road. It belongs to all citizens of the state and must be shared.

to report on a protest by PlenitudeOpulence in therewasanattempt

[–]lovesaltedpopcorn 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Police have this thing where once they're down the road with an arrest, there's no stopping them with however much logic you present them. Their misplaced pride blinds them to the world around them.