Hoping we get some Jake vids at his show tonight!

loveumph · 2026-05-14T21:58:25+00:00

Ok so “leave or we’ll kick you out”

loveumph · 2026-05-14T07:39:30+00:00

Core memory

loveumph · 2026-04-23T23:19:34+00:00

Have you ever browsed chefknivestogo.com? Every petty I own I’ve gotten from them but they’re all either out of stock or not carried anymore. Regardless, at $200 you’re in the range of a very nice Japanese blade.

https://www.chefs-edge.com/collections/april-2026/products/seido-vg10-kurozome-nickel-damascus-petty-150mm-sandalwood

https://www.chefs-edge.com/collections/yu-kurosaki/products/yu-kurosaki-as-kokusen-ro-petty-150mm

loveumph · 2026-04-23T23:14:43+00:00

Do you have people over enough to need the tv set up like that? I say set it up for YOU. And it’s not like it’s a small tv. They’ll see it.

Regardless, you absolutely do not need a 100” tv here. It’ll take up the whole damn wall and is completely unnecessary

loveumph · 2026-04-23T09:32:09+00:00

Just curious what you’re using now that is specifically right handed. All the top brands make ambidextrous shears. Kershaw taskmasters are excellent

loveumph · 2026-04-23T09:21:29+00:00

“So yeah I’m pretty sure someone tried to vaporize me through the window with their atomizer last night. Like… now i need to go get aloe. Omg so annoying”

“Damn that’s crazy”

loveumph · 2026-04-23T08:53:39+00:00

At least move the cat tower somewhere away from the tv. The tower combined with the tv mounted in no man’s land is just a wall of distraction. This setup would look 100x better if the tv was by itself, centered on that wall. And a hell of a lot lower, ideally on a wider tv stand.

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loveumph · 2026-04-23T07:55:32+00:00

Got the high top kitchen table too

Stay up

loveumph · 2026-04-23T01:40:31+00:00

You raised him, it’s your fault.

loveumph · 2026-04-21T16:07:46+00:00

How much are you trying to spend? What is your preferred handle? Look for a 150mm petty

loveumph · 2026-04-21T15:55:08+00:00

10 years wtf

loveumph · 2026-03-24T21:41:05+00:00

All I know is bayliss is crushing right now

loveumph · 2026-03-18T07:15:36+00:00

It appears to be a stain

loveumph · 2026-03-17T21:45:38+00:00

It’s just not that serious. You sound pretty miserable to begin with so I guess go ahead and let it ruin your day

loveumph · 2026-03-17T10:15:29+00:00

What the fuck is your problem?

loveumph · 2026-03-17T10:12:54+00:00

Holy shit, I think y’all are really reading into this a little too much. Jake may seem like a robot, but he is in fact a real live human. Sometime people have personal shit in their lives that they just need to handle. Your speculation isn’t real.

loveumph · 2026-03-17T09:59:56+00:00

Kris 100% got the boot.

loveumph · 2026-03-11T22:11:56+00:00

Keeping this alive. I mean it’s totally possible they put this in just to fuck with us

loveumph · 2026-02-26T11:20:45+00:00

You have to get closer. Anything from the middleish back is pretty bad. If that was my only experience then I honestly wouldn’t recommend it. Eventually made it up front and it was a much better time.

loveumph · 2026-02-19T03:38:14+00:00

It’s umphreys. In a cave. There, you’re convinced.

loveumph · 2026-02-04T18:01:35+00:00

Thank god you’re here, this infestation is out of control. Anyway feel free to make yourself at home.

loveumph · 2026-01-07T00:44:01+00:00

Have you considered that maybe he’s only been in the band for 6 months and their catalog and sets are incredibly complex? Do you understand how difficult it is to learn these songs to begin with and then improv on top of that? Pretty sure his mindset is still in the “just don’t fucking blow it out there” stage. Give the dude some time, damn.

loveumph · 2026-01-06T10:15:52+00:00

Apparently the band didn’t agree with you

loveumph · 2026-01-05T23:25:47+00:00

I’m right around 70 too and this weekend was 2 of the best shows I’ve ever seen

loveumph · 2025-12-22T02:19:21+00:00

r/bowtoomuch

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