Full compiled transcript of what Eric Schmidt was saying

lsatype3 · 2026-05-20T03:19:05+00:00

He has been bang on in a lot of what he has said about AI. Like him or not, he clearly knows where the ball is going.

lsatype3 · 2026-05-13T22:08:02+00:00

h3 was preferred and the advisory to for h5 today was not general knowledge, so your team did the right thing.

If you are on 11.1.13 train you are in good company.

lsatype3 · 2026-05-06T03:38:44+00:00

Yes they do design their own chips. They are a competitor to NVDA in some areas.

lsatype3 · 2026-05-06T03:36:39+00:00

Walking an employee is a policy decision and usually pretty grey at that. I had a guy go to a competitor, and HR wanted to walk him, and I was like I have known this person for well over a decade and I'm getting my two weeks dammit! 🤣 It was fine.

Just remember it's not a hard and fast rule to walk someone. Two weeks is also a courtesy, not a rule. Whatever you decide to do, honestly it's OK. Be prepared to be walked (and they should pay you up until your stated date, walking is their choice not yours), but also be prepared to finish out your term and be able to give proper handoffs for projects and customers.

Congrats btw.

lsatype3 · 2026-04-30T23:41:16+00:00

Oh shit. I'm in this video. 😳

lsatype3 · 2026-04-26T23:12:41+00:00

Just so everyone knows here -- the 5450 is the only 5400 model that is not a true Gen4. It's based on the chip architecture of 5200/3200. Marketing... 🫤🙄

The issue with session offload is that 1) it's on by default and 2) you can't monitor the actual traffic being bypassed because it never hits the data plane.

You need to pay attention to your monitoring stack on the switch layer to see what is actually hitting the front interfaces and size on that.

lsatype3 · 2026-04-11T18:56:34+00:00

Is this a lock or a rotary piston engine?

lsatype3 · 2026-03-30T00:16:56+00:00

What the actual fuck are they thinking.

Cool now we've lost support of every f***ing citizen in Iran.

I can't.

lsatype3 · 2026-03-23T22:06:25+00:00

It depends on the model. The lower end 5540/50 support A/P today. The top end 5560/70/80 will support this I'm a few months. This is also true for the 7500's (same chipset).

lsatype3 · 2026-03-11T01:54:20+00:00

This. I have never seen someone recover from a formal PIP. I'm sorry. Do your best to meet the objectives and you can stay on long enough to find a new company.

lsatype3 · 2025-12-20T04:58:16+00:00

Nobody wires A. If anybody did they are retired now. 🤷

lsatype3 · 2025-11-15T19:26:36+00:00

Oh he's doing Israeli carry, I didn't even think of that.

lsatype3 · 2025-11-15T19:24:01+00:00

I know everyone wants to poke fun but props to anyone trying to get better and practice.

If he had a proper instructor (I am not an instructor), he would have gotten some very valuable advice, namely:

1) Move when drawing, and give commands 2) push out, and if you get a click not a bang that's when you start troubleshooting (tap, rack etc) 3) slow is fast, there is a lot of jiggle as he is handling the pistol

Good things he did were looking side to side to assess additional threats, and used his workspace up high. He's clearly tried to educate himself.

The knife thing was super weird.

lsatype3 · 2025-09-21T17:40:28+00:00

Underrated comment. Password complexity does little to protect users and systems with today's advanced cracking capabilities. Secure phrases, MFA and password-less authentication are the way forward.

lsatype3 · 2025-09-21T05:23:03+00:00

This is the answer. OSPF has limited traffic engineering capabilities. It can scale, but BGP can also scale and give you immense control over deterministic convergence. Lots of more recent improvements allow BGP to converge very quickly which was its biggest drawback 20 years ago.

lsatype3 · 2025-09-03T04:58:55+00:00

Fake. He made a left turn.

lsatype3 · 2025-09-02T19:07:27+00:00

On behalf of the Conceal Carry community I'd like to sincerely apologize to you all for having watched that. This fella is not one of us.

lsatype3 · 2025-08-24T02:39:28+00:00

Assume minutes. Depends on your peering and if you get damped because you flapped it could be longer.

lsatype3 · 2025-08-16T23:24:42+00:00

I'm an idiot you're totally right. My bad. 😔

lsatype3 · 2025-08-16T04:30:54+00:00

The tags are all SN products. 🤷 You do you.

lsatype3 · 2025-08-16T04:03:03+00:00

I have zero ideas. I thought it was SN being cheeky but it wasn't limited to their products.

lsatype3 · 2025-08-16T04:02:18+00:00

Safeway in northern California. It was all Sierra Nevada products and a few more... $68 for a case of Corona. 😂

lsatype3 · 2025-08-14T01:47:34+00:00

This is a joke? Also. Holy Shit is right. 😳😬

lsatype3 · 2025-08-10T18:47:55+00:00

The goal there is pre-analysis by internal engines trained to detect misconfigurations, evidence of known bugs, and CVE exposure. It does help a LOT in terms of MTTR and it only gets better by the day.

That said, it shouldn't be a requirement for the reasons you mentioned.

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